Credit to m0therfuck3r_
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Jiro: "are you from Japan because I want to get in japants"
Momo: "we live in Japan, go to school in Japan...of course I'm from Japan"
Mina: face palms "you missed the point"
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Jiro: "they say there's 8 planets, but after tonight there's going to be 7 because I'm going to destroy Uranus"
Momo: "silence you bottom"
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Momo: "can I have my shirt back?"
Jiro: "can I have my virginity back?"
Momo: ...
Jiro: "well?"
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(That one TikTok sound that goes like, I have the file are you sure it's not a cactus and so on)
Jiro: sits on momo's lap
Momo: "are you horny?"
Jiro: "no I just want a hug"
Momo: "usually when you come sit on my lap you want sex"
Jiro: "Nope just want a hug"
Momo: "are you sure? I can feel your pu-"
Jiro: "yep I'm sure" leans in and hugs Momo
Momo: "oh fair enough" hugs back
Jiro:...
Jiro: starts grinding on her leg
Momo: "thank you Jiro"
Jiro: smirking "you're welcome"
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Momo and jiro arguing
Jiro: "fuck you!"
Momo: "I will"
Jiro:.....
Momo:.....
Jiro: "god damn it!"
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MHA one shots
Fiksi Penggemar⚠️ self harm,drug and alcohol use,language and smut⚠️ One shots of MHA characters (mostly MomoJiro) I don't not own MHA or the characters or the pictures most of these stories belong to @m0therfuck3r_ all the credit for their stories goes to them...
