#stoptokoyamiabuse

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Tokoyami: "have you seen Jiro?

"Momo: "oh yeah we just stepped out of the shower she'll be down in a minute"

Tokoyami: "did you just say WE!?

"Momo: "Pft no i said she"

Momo: "but WE did just fuck"

Tokoyami: "help-"

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Momo: "hey Jiro I think i left my vibrator in your room"

Jiro: "hmm no it's still inside you" turns it on

Tokoyami: who was sat on the couch with them "WHAT THE FUCK, HELP SOMEONE PLEASE!"

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Jiro: drunk at 2am "why was I born with all of the dummy and none of the thick"

Tokoyami: "I hope you know this haunts me"

Jiro: "good"

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Jiro: "I fucked Momo last night"

Tokoyami: "shut up"

Jiro: "and the night before, and the one before that, oh and this morning-"

Tokoyami: screams

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Jiro: "it's not gay if I bang my best friends with socks on right"

Tokoyami: "it is gay now leave"

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Jiro: "I like tits"

tokoyami: "yes I do too now leave me alone"

jiro: "you didn't let me finish, I like MOMO's tits in my mouth"

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momo: "jiro do the dishes"

jiro: "or what?!"

momo: "i'll fuck you right here in the kitchen"

tokoyami: "please don't im trying to eat my cheerios"

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mina: "hello"

tokoyami: "don't"

mina: "what I didn't say anthing"

tokoyami: "I would rather not know about your sex life"

mina: "tokoyami! I was going to ask if you wanted a cookie, who hurt you!"

tokoyami: "jiro-"

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