credits go to m0therfuck3r_
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Tokoyami: "have you seen Jiro?
"Momo: "oh yeah we just stepped out of the shower she'll be down in a minute"
Tokoyami: "did you just say WE!?
"Momo: "Pft no i said she"
Momo: "but WE did just fuck"
Tokoyami: "help-"
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Momo: "hey Jiro I think i left my vibrator in your room"
Jiro: "hmm no it's still inside you" turns it on
Tokoyami: who was sat on the couch with them "WHAT THE FUCK, HELP SOMEONE PLEASE!"
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Jiro: drunk at 2am "why was I born with all of the dummy and none of the thick"
Tokoyami: "I hope you know this haunts me"
Jiro: "good"
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Jiro: "I fucked Momo last night"
Tokoyami: "shut up"
Jiro: "and the night before, and the one before that, oh and this morning-"
Tokoyami: screams
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Jiro: "it's not gay if I bang my best friends with socks on right"
Tokoyami: "it is gay now leave"
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Jiro: "I like tits"
tokoyami: "yes I do too now leave me alone"
jiro: "you didn't let me finish, I like MOMO's tits in my mouth"
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momo: "jiro do the dishes"
jiro: "or what?!"
momo: "i'll fuck you right here in the kitchen"
tokoyami: "please don't im trying to eat my cheerios"
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mina: "hello"
tokoyami: "don't"
mina: "what I didn't say anthing"
tokoyami: "I would rather not know about your sex life"
mina: "tokoyami! I was going to ask if you wanted a cookie, who hurt you!"
tokoyami: "jiro-"
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MHA one shots
Fanfiction⚠️ self harm,drug and alcohol use,language and smut⚠️ One shots of MHA characters (mostly MomoJiro) I don't not own MHA or the characters or the pictures most of these stories belong to @m0therfuck3r_ all the credit for their stories goes to them...
