I'll post another later tonight and Credit to m0therfuck3r_
Momo: "roses are red So are your lips You should sit on my face And wiggle your hips"
Jiro: too flustered to say anything
Bakugo: "can you please shut the fuck up and let us eat!"
The rest of class 1-a: "what the fuck"
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Jiro: "They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?"
Momo: "how long can you hold your breath for?"
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Momo: "'m on top of things, Would you like to be one of them?"
Jiro: laughs nervously in switch "yes"
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Jiro: "Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon"
Momo: "but it's summer?"
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Momo: "I'm not into watching sunsets, but I'd love to see you go down"
Jiro: "gladly"
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Jiro: "I lost my keys, can I check your pants?"
Momo: "only if I get to check yours as well"
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Momo: "Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you're about to taste the rainbow?"
Jiro: "ha...rainbow gay"
Momo: "Jiro are you fucking serious"
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Momo: "Are you an elevator? Because I'll go up and down on you"
Jiro: "so that's why cowgirl is your favourite position"
Momo: "duh"
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Momo:"Roses are red Violets are fine You be the six I'll be the nine"
Jiro: "my room now"
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Momo: "That's a nice shirt, Can I try it on after we have sex?"
Jiro: "it's your shirt"
Momo: "yeah I know but that's not the point"
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Momo: "Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you"
Jiro: "we get it you like cow girl please just let me sleep"
I'm dead 😂...see you guys later
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MHA one shots
Fanfiction⚠️ self harm,drug and alcohol use,language and smut⚠️ One shots of MHA characters (mostly MomoJiro) I don't not own MHA or the characters or the pictures most of these stories belong to @m0therfuck3r_ all the credit for their stories goes to them...
