Credit to m0therfuck3r_
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Jiro: "I turn off the lights when I leave the house but you're one of my turn ons"
Momo: "but you always leave the lights on?"
Jiro: "I'm forget full okay and that's not the point!"
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Jiro: "are you a maple tree because I'd tap that"
Momo: "well I mean if you touch me in the right places I will make a sticky liquid so..."
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Jiro: "i know I'm not on your grocery list but you can check me out"
Momo: "can you please refrain from pick up lines in public"
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Jiro: "are you a box of chocolates because I wanna take your top off"
Momo: doesn't even look up from her phone "come to my room tonight, I just want to...talk"
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Jiro: repeatedly taps momo on the face
Momo: "what is it?!"
Jiro: "oh sorry I thought you were a vending machine because you look tasty and I want to eat the sweet things inside you"
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Momo: "I'm looking for a girl who can play base"
Jiro: 2 weeks later "I didn't know which base you meant so I learnt both please date me!!"
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MHA one shots
Fanfiction⚠️ self harm,drug and alcohol use,language and smut⚠️ One shots of MHA characters (mostly MomoJiro) I don't not own MHA or the characters or the pictures most of these stories belong to @m0therfuck3r_ all the credit for their stories goes to them...
