MHA one shots

Parents

Credits go to m0therfuck3r_

🍃dont do drugs kids🍃 

—Sunday 7am—

Vampire: when babies cry they get boobs in their mouth and they stop crying

Slut for vampires: toga you have a problem

Vampire: I'm just saying
Vampire: the next time I cry...

Slut for vampires: stop please!!

Acidic cum: she's blushing

Bloody tampons: @vampire I agree with you

Tits: well you can have mine...and well
Tits: you don't have to cry

Bloody tampons: Oop-
Bloody tampons: and this this is why I love you

Tits: aww thanks Jiro

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Jiro giggled slightly then put her phone down and got out of bed. She got dressed into a large red jumper (which was momo's) and some black cargo pants.

She brushed the knots out of her hair then smiled and walked downstairs into the kitchen, it was early so not many people were up.

Momo walked over and hugged Jiro from behind "morning baby" she whispered and kissed her neck gently. Jiro blushed and rested her head back on her girlfriends shoulder "morning" she said giggling.

Momo giggled then gently took jiro's hand and pushed it up against her breasts "so these are what you want in your mouth huh" she teased and Jiro quickly pulled her hands away all flustered "Momo!" She half shouted and moved away blushing.

The taller girl giggled and booped jiro's nose "I was only joking no need to get all angry" she said smiling and jiro sighed.

"Anyway are you ready because we need to leave in a bit" Jiro mumbled and looked at her still blushing slightly.
"Yep and I know you're worried but my parents are going to love you" she said smiling and jiro nodded.

Just then momos phone beeped so she took it out of her pocket and sighed "the car is here" she said smiling. Jiro nodded then gently grabbed momos hand and walked out the building with her.

They both got into the large black limo and strapped them selves in "morning Lucas can you please drive us home" Momo smiled at the driver and he nodded as the engine started and they drove off.

Jiro's hands were shaking a bit and she was clearly nervous "Momo what if they hate me" she whispered and looked up at her.  "Then who cares, if they hate you then I just won't ever talk to them again" she said smiling and kissed the top of her small girlfriends head.

*

After a while of driving they arrived outside of momos mansion and got out of the car. Jiro took a deep breath before knocking on the door.

"Ah miss momo it's lovely to see you again" one of momos many butlers said as he opened the door "and you must be miss Jiro I've heard a lot about you" Jiro smiled and shook his hand gently "please do come in your parents are in the dining room" he smiled and they both followed him in.

The house was massive compared to jiro's which made her even more worried.

What if I'm not rich enough.

What if they hate me.

What if they dont want momo marrying a woman.

Jiro's thoughts were quickly cut off as they got to the dinning room. The butler opened the door and they both walked in.

The table was full of food, all looking extremely expensive and posh. "Momo It's lovely to see you" momos dad said smiling and walked over, he hugged Momo then put his hand out for Jiro to shake "and you must be jiro" he said smiling.

Jiro nodded and gently shook his hand "yes sir that's me, I must say your house is amazing" she was trying to sound as posh as she could to fit in with the family.

"Momo Jiro come sit down the foods getting cold" momos mum said smiling. They both nodded then walked over and sat down, Jiro was sat next to momo's dad and Momo was sat next to her mum.

*

After a while of eating the butlers came and took the dirty plates, cups and bowls away. Momo looked over at Jiro and she nodded, knowing what momo was asking her.

Momo cleared her throat and looked at her parents "Mum dad I need to tell you something" Jiro was fiddling with her earphonejack slightly as a nervous habit.

"Yes dear what's the matter?" Her dad asked and momo took a deep breath "I'm bisexual" she said quickly.

They both looked at her but stayed silent, Momo was getting more and more nervous so she started to cry.

"Oh sweetheart we already knew" momos mum said giggling slightly and her dad nodded. Momo looked at both of them and smiled "why did you have to take so long to reply you scared me" she mumbled and wiped her eyes.

"Sorry we just didn't know if you wanted us to act surprised or not" her dad said smiling slightly and looked over at his wife "you do know your mum is bisexual as well"

Momo looked over at her and giggled "mum why did you never tell me?" She asked smiling and her mum shrugged "never really got brought up" she said smiling.

Jiro smiled and looked over at Momo "there's one more thing I would like to tell you guys, me and jiro are dating" momo said nervously.

Her mum just giggled and gently played with momos hair "yeah we knew that as well" she said giggling.

"How!?" She half shouted and looked at both of them. Her mum just smiled "the clear flirting every time she comes round, you never lock your bedroom door unless she's round, the fact she's wearing your jumper right now"

Jiro blushed and pulled in the collar of her jumper slightly "oh yeah" she mumbled and looked at both of them "I know I'm not rich but I promise to look after Momo and treat her with love and kindness"

Momos dad giggled slightly then went over to Jiro and leaned against the table looking down at her "as long as you love her then I don't care how much money you earn or anything like that" he said smiling and jiro started to cry from happiness.

Momo giggled slightly then went over and hugged her gently "don't cry sweetheart" she whispered and kissed jiro's cheek. "I'm just so happy" she mumbled and hugged her tight.