MHA one shots

Flirting 101 (pt5)

Credits to m0therfuck3r_

Mina looking at momo's neck: "is that a hicky?"

Momo: "no it's a mosquito bite"

Jiro walks in to the class room: "hey guys"

Mina smirking: "hey mosquito"

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Jiro waking up next to momo both are age 20: "I still can't get over how you look so perfect no matter what" she said to the sleepy momo.

Momo sitting up and yawning "and I still can't get over your bed head" she said poking jiro's messy hair

"I was giving you a compliment" Jiro huffed slightly embarrassed

"So was I" momo said leaning in for a kiss

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Jiro: "I'm Gay your cute I think we should fuck"

Momo: "Jiro... I am your wife"

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So Jiro was laughing face down on the desk at a party. Momo then walked over and giggled "hey pretty lady" momo said helping Jiro sit up.

"I'm sorry I have a wife and she could easily kick your ass so I would back off if I was you" Jiro said drunk as she looked at momo

"Your drunk Jiro I am your wife" momo giggledJiro shook her head "nope nope... my wife is the most beautiful thing on the planet... she has lovely long black hair and she's so strong and hot... so your not her" Jiro said before passing out

"I don't know if I take offence or not" momo said then picked the sleepy Jiro up. She looked at mina who had taken a video of the whole thing "I'm going to show that video to her tomorrow" she said before walking out the party with jiro and driving them home

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Jiro having a fight with momo's parents over the smallest thing, "well I fucked your daughter" she said loudly. They both stopped and looked at jiro then at momo

"Jiro" momo hissed looking at jiro

"And You didn't tell us" momo's parents both said exited.

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Momo and jiro standing at the front of the class holding hands "me and jiro wanted to tell you guys that we are dating and in love"

Bakugo stood up and shouted "YOU THINK WE DIDNT KNOW, EARLOBES OVER THERE MOANS LOUD AS FUCK I HAVENT GOT A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP IN WEEKS"