⚠️ self harm,drug and alcohol use,language and smut⚠️
One shots of MHA characters (mostly MomoJiro)
I don't not own MHA or the characters or the pictures
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No clue how but this is happening. They also still have their shed in the woods on UA grounds and italics is thinking also this has TodoIzuBaku relationship
I have a theory and I need to tell the group! I should text them to meet me at the shed with the supplies!
Group chat Me: guys I have a theory meet me at the shed in 15
My Pomeranian: I got the alcohol and Izu
Acid: I got the Acid,haha😂
Stoner: I got the weed and edibles
Momo's wife: I got my guitar incase and also did anyone else see Katsuki run by with Izuku over his shoulder and a backpack or was I seeing things
Bunny: HELP! Kat won't put me down, I can walk perfectly fine and you saw correctly Kyouka
I just laughed as I watched them chat and get ready to head out to the shed hoping dadzawa, Hizashi and Nemuri won't be there.
3rd pov
Katsuki and Izuku were the first there and the rest followed in a couple minutes after and last to get there was of course Shoto. When Shoto got there everyone was already drinking and smoking and Mina of course was doing the acid. "Ok, let me explain this theory as he lays his head on Katsuki's leg and taking a blunt from Hanta. "The theory is a secret love child between two celebrities" Shoto said puffing smoke out of his mouth and playing with Izukus hair. "Not this secret love child thing again Sho, you were doing so good at not bringing this up" Izuku said with his eyes closed enjoying his hair being played with and drinking. "Just tell us already Shoto so we can enjoy our time before Dadzawa, Hizashi or Nemuri come in here and join us or kick us out for their time"Kyouka said leaning on Hanta while they share a blunt and a bottle of alcohol.
"Ok so what if Alessia Cara is the secret love child of Ariana Grande and Anne Hathaway, have you seen all three of them with the same look, look at these" Shoto says sitting up and putting three pictures on the floor where everyone can see.
Ariana Grande
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Anne Hathaway
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Alessia Cara
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"Do you guys see my point" Shoto said taking a drink and laying back down on Katsuki's leg and puffing on the blunt and the rest are either drunk or high. "Sho you do know that Ariana is 30, Alessia Cara is 27 and Anne Hathaway is 41" Kyouka said grabbing her guitar and strumming the tune of Dangerous Women by Ariana Grande while puffing on her blunt. Mina being well Mina but tripping starts singing "Oh, yeah Don't need permission Made my decision to test my limits 'Cause it's my business God as my witness Start what I finished Don't need no hold up Taking control of this kind of moment I'm locked and loaded Completely focused, my mind is open".
Kyouka joins her "All that you got, skin to skin, oh my God Don't you stop, boy Somethin' 'bout you Makes me feel like a dangerous woman Somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout Somethin' 'bout you Makes me wanna do things that I shouldn't Somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout".
Now Izuku is joining in on the singing while drinking "Nothin' to prove and I'm bulletproof and Know what I'm doing The way we're movin' like introducing Us to a new thing I wanna savor, save it for later The taste of flavor, 'cause I'm a taker 'Cause I'm a giver, it's only nature I live for danger".
While the three are singing, Katsuki, Shoto and Hanta are just chilling and listening to Kyouka, Mina and Izuku singing but little did they know Dadzawa, Hizashi and Nemuri are standing there listening as the three finished the song. The three Teachers join the kids for a little bit before the students take off to the dorms.
