Sorry I haven't written I've been busy so here you guys go and the Credits to m0therfuck3r_
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Jiro: "hey babe"
Momo: "hey"
Jiro: "are you a ketchup bottle?"
Momo: "no?"
Jiro: "cause I wanna flip you over, hit it from the back and make you squirt"
Momo: "kyoka!!"
Momo: "I don't...I...that's that's...a lot"
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Jiro: "so we went to the gay club"
Mina: "and who do I see as soon as we walk through the door"
Momo: "ms. Motherficking midnight!"
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Aoyama: "my feet hurt"
Jiro: "well is it our fault you wore high heels on a hiking trip"
Aoyama: "at least I try to look feminine"
Jiro: 🥲
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Momo: "My girlfriend made fun of me so I'm gonna start a petition to put her down"
Therapist: "You won't do that"
Momo: "Yes I will"
Therapist: "Okay, imagine for a moment, not having Jiro"
Momo:
Therapist:
Momo: sniffling "f-fuck you"
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Momo: "Jiro texted me, 'your adorable' so I texted 'no YOU'RE adorable' now she loves me. We've been on two dates and all I did was point out a typo"
Mina: "what the fuck"
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[shopping]
Jiro: looking around the shop "have you seen my wife"
Mina: "nope"
Jiro: "MARCO"
Momo: "POLO"
Jiro: "that came from the wine aisle didn't it"
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Toga: "dont worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve"
Shigaraki: "I think you meant tricks"
Dabi: "she did not"
Toga: pulling out a knife "I did not!"
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Midnight: "okay I've got a box and I want you all to put something you love in it."
Momo: looking Jiro up and down "we're going to need a bigger box"
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Jiro: "anyone over 5'6 doesn't deserve happiness"
Momo: "sorry what was that? I couldn't hear you from all the way up here. Do you need a ladder? I can get a ladder."
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Kaminari: "lesbians what is your wisdom"
Jiro: "kids cartoons are the best"
Yui: "the world is but a cold and cruel wasteland, our only consolation are the warm soft arms of our lovers"
Lady nagant: "girl hot"
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Momo: "all of my tops keep disappearing. Weird"
Jiro: in one of momo's missing tops "yeah weird"
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Uraraka: with a knife to toga's throat "any last words before I kill you"
Toga:
Toga: "you're hot"
Uraraka: "wtf"
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Momo: "hey Jiro are you a panting?"
Jiro: "no?"
Momo: "because I wanna pin you against the wall"
Jiro: "I thought you were gonna say you wanna hang me-"
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Mina: sneaking into the dorm with a huge coat
Aizawa: "what's in the coat"
The coat: "meow"
Mina:
Aizawa:
Mina: "drugs"
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Momo: "hey Jiro do you have two tongues in your mouth?"
Jiro: "what? No?"
Momo: "do you want to have two?"
Jiro: "what"
Mina: "what"
Sero: "what"
Denki: "what"
Uraraka: "what"
Tokoyami: "what"
Momo: "what who said that"
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Jiro: "ten years ago I married my best friend"
Jiro: "denki is still really mad about it but me and Momo were drunk and thought it was funny"
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Momo: "the food is too hot I can't eat it"
Jiro: "you're too hot but I eat you anyway"
Momo: blushes
Jiro: winks
Bakugo: "one dinner"
Bakugo: "I just want one dinner"
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MHA one shots
Fanfiction⚠️ self harm,drug and alcohol use,language and smut⚠️ One shots of MHA characters (mostly MomoJiro) I don't not own MHA or the characters or the pictures most of these stories belong to @m0therfuck3r_ all the credit for their stories goes to them...
