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Jiro: talking to Momo "so tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him"
Jiro: turning to todorki "she wants to touch me woo! She wants to love me"
Momo: drags jiro away to go punish her
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Momo coming home after a long day at work: sits on jiro's lap and hides her face in her neck mumbling stuff
Jiro: "you okay baby?"
Momo: "no"
Jiro: "do you just want cuddles?"
Momo: "yes"
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Momo talking to her parents: "I have to tell you guys something...I'm bisexual"
Momo's mom: "but you don't have any wheels"
Momo: "that's bicycle...I'm bisexual"
Momo's mom: "so the Christians must love you"
Momo: "that's the bible...I'm bisexual"
Momo: *stairs in bisexual*
Momo's mom: "so this whole time"
Momo: "yeah"
Momo's mom: "you were the president of the United States"
Momo: "that's biden"
Momo's mom: "...okay I'll see you later"
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Momo: "hey jiro can you help me, the zipper is stuck"
Jiro: "sure no problem" Zip
Momo: "up jiro"
Jiro: "oh right"
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Jiro holding baby akio and reading the label on te baby food: "shake before feeding"
Jiro: "okay" Starts aggressive shaking akio
Momo: "JiRo No!!!"
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Mina: "hey jiro are you free tonight, about 6?"
Jiro: "oh yeah I am"
Mina: "how about you Momo"
Momo: "yeah I'm free"
Mina: "great! because I'm not, you two go on without me and enjoy your date"
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Momo drunk as fuck pointing to jiro: "that's my girlfriend, suckers"
Jiro giggling: "Your wife Momo"
Momo: "WIFE EVEN BETTER"
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MHA one shots
Fanfiction⚠️ self harm,drug and alcohol use,language and smut⚠️ One shots of MHA characters (mostly MomoJiro) I don't not own MHA or the characters or the pictures most of these stories belong to @m0therfuck3r_ all the credit for their stories goes to them...
