MHA one shots

Midnight is Pansexual Queen

credit goes to m0therfuck3r_

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midnight was having a girls gossip night (mina and midnight arrange these and you can't convince me otherwise) in the dorm common room and everyone was chatting to each other.

"so midnight how many people have you slept with then" mina said leaning forward and smiling

midnight coughed and started counting on her fingers as she listed names.

"well, there's all might

aizawa
and president mic of course
then snipems.
joke
hawks
miriko
ryukyu
kamui woods
fat gum
manual
mandalay
pixie-bob
rock lock
the fly
uwabami
Naomasa tsukauchi
vald king
edge shot
Ragdoll
oh I fucked bakugo's mom once too
and Todoroki's mom as well
and a bunch of people you wouldn't know"

everyone looked at her in disbelief but mina just smirked "I knew it" she said and high fived midnight.

"oh and mt lady ive fucked her too." midnight said proudly "but don't you hate each other" tsuyu said tilting her head and sticking her tongue out

"yeah but you know hate sex is the best." midnight sipped on her tea and smiled as everyone just Stared at her.
"wow" mina whispered then smiled at her "okay top ten fucks out of those"

midnight thought for a second then smiled
"okay top ten, one being the best ten being like okay

10. aizawa we haven't done it in ages but hes pretty good

9. kamui woods because he lasts pretty long

8. fat gum because his skinny form is hot as fuck

7. madalay shes cute

6. manual hes cute and good in bed

5. hawks because he's hot but self centred

4. ms. joke she talks about aizawa to much though

3. uwabami because fucking hell shes beautiful

2. miriko because damn have you seen her thighs

1. mt. lady because hate sex is amazing"

mina nodded and smiled as everyone just looked at the two pansexual queens