Yes I know I skipped 18 and credits to m0therfuck3r_
Jiro: hands momo a can top thing
Momo: "what's this?"
Jiro: "it means you gotta kiss me"
Momo: "ohhhhhh"
Momo: gently kisses jiro
jiro: hands momo a whole jar of them
momo: "Oh fudge-"
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Momo: "Jiro I told you we can't hang out I'm with my parents"
Jiro: "if I kill then can we hang out"
Momo: "Jiro NO-"
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Momo: "I was wondering do you wanna try out role playing?"
Jiro: "sure"
*3 hours later Momo and jiro walking into the common room*
Mina: mockingly "oh miss Momo I've been A bad girl please punish me"
Jiro: turns a dark red
Momo: "mina shut. the. fuck. up."
Mina: "yes miss sorry miss"
Momo: "MINA!"
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23 year old jiro: "id shag your mum"
23 year old Momo cooking her and jiro lunch: "no jiro, just no!"
Jiro: "or bakugos mum she's a major milf"
Momo: holding up a knife "stop!"
Jiro giggling: "maybe we should have kids because then you would be a milf"
Momo: "JIRO-"
Momo: "wait maybe..."
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Mina: "miss midnight finer than a mother fucker"
Denki: "I'd knock the dust of that pussy"
Mina and denki: "HEY MIDNIGHT"
Midnight: "hey kids"
Mina: quietly "when you going to let me fuck miss midnight"
Midnight: "what was that Mina?"
Denki: louder "WHEN YOU GOING TO LET ME FUCK!"
Midnight: "aizawa come get your students please they're scaring me!"
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Momo: "this B needs a C in her A"
Jiro: staring at her blushing "wait what?"
Momo: confused as fuck "I meant this Babe needs a Coconut in her Arms"
Jiro: "ooh I thought you meant this Bitch needs a Cock in her Ass"
Momo: "no what the hell!"
Jiro: "my reaction exactly!"
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MHA one shots
Fiksi Penggemar⚠️ self harm,drug and alcohol use,language and smut⚠️ One shots of MHA characters (mostly MomoJiro) I don't not own MHA or the characters or the pictures most of these stories belong to @m0therfuck3r_ all the credit for their stories goes to them...
