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jiro: "can you hold this for me?"
momo: "jiro that's your hand"
jiro: "I know"
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jiro: "ugh im tired"
momo: "yeah being pretty must be tiring"
jiro: "then you must be fucking exhausted"
mina: "smoothhhhh!!!"
jiro: "mina get the fuck out my room!"
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momo: "I need relationship advice"
Todoroki: eating an onion like an apple "go on"
momo: "sometime I think about kissing jiro and how soft her hair looks and how pretty her eyes are, what does that all mean?"
Todoroki: crunching on his onion "I don't know bro I haven't felt emotions for a very long time"
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momo: dressed in a maids outfit "morning jiro!"
jiro: all flustered with a fucking nose bleed "momo! why are you dressed like that?!"
momo: "mina told me you would like it, do you not?"
jiro: "no I do love it but I'm gonna kill mina"
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momo: pulls back shower curtain while jiro is showering "are we- stop screaming its me-"
momo: "are we out of wine?"
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mina: "I put the sexy in dyslexia"
momo: "umm"
jiro: "shut up don't tell her"
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momo: "why are you laughing?"
jiro: "no reason"
momo: the next morning she looks in the mirror to see a dick made of hickies on her neck
momo: "that bitch-"
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kaminari: "so why do you like momo"
jiro: "big titties- I mean her personality totally her personality!"
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momo: "you should eat all your food there are plenty of starving children in the world"
jiro: "name ten"
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mina: "momo gives you money, presents, clothes and everything else. what the fuck do you bring to the table?"
jiro: "vibrators attached to my ears-"
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jiro: accidently touched momo's boob about an hour ago "I'm so glad I'm not a dude because if I was I would be hard as fuck"
bakugo: "PLEASE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!"
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mina: "I dare jiro to prank call her dad"
jiro: "pft that it" takes out phone "siri call dad"
siri: "calling daddy"
jiro: "no stop!"
momo's phone ringsclass
1-A: "..."
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dabi: "I need a dress"
kurogiri: "okay what size are you"
dabi: "the dress is for toga, not me!"
kurogiri: "im not here to judge"
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jiro: "whats your biggest fear?"
momo: "being forgotten"
jiro: "oh damn that's deep"
jiro: "mine is the puzzler from numberjacks but I feel kinda stupid now"
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denki: "dude you and momo have been in your dorm for like days you two okay?"
jiro: "the government said eat out to help out!"
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aizawa: "the only thing more dangerous than being hated by a villain is being loved by one"
uraraka: "oh your telling me! I almost bled to death the other day cause toga has a fucking blood kink"
aizawa: "what-"
midnight: "what-"
class 1-a: "what-"
uraraka: "what-"
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momo 22: "I want a baby"
jiro: "what-"
momo: "I want a baby"
jiro: "like a living breathing child"
jiro: "are you on acid"
momo: "but...baby"
jiro: "fine we can have a baby but only because you're cute"
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jiro in the hospital: "you call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god"
momo: slaps jiro on the back of her head
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MHA one shots
Fanfiction⚠️ self harm,drug and alcohol use,language and smut⚠️ One shots of MHA characters (mostly MomoJiro) I don't not own MHA or the characters or the pictures most of these stories belong to @m0therfuck3r_ all the credit for their stories goes to them...
