The Dudes Tori Won

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Tori was on her throne shuffling cards outta boredom. Until Paulina came in with Tori's lunch.


Paulina: "There's your lunch Tori"


Tori: "Why thank you"


Paulina: "Yeah no problem"


Tori grabbed her lunch from Paulina.


Tori: "Hey Pauly, What would you do if I say you could never work again"


Paulina: "I would say my last words cause I'd be dead if I stopped working"


Tori: "Well I've got these two gay guys I use to fight Ell over, there names are Kimball and Cathernus, get them and you'll never work again"


Paulina: "Alright, be right back!"


Paulina soon ran off to find the two gay couple.


-Meanwhile MotherForker-


Ell was thinking of what to do in her broken apartment that could at any moment become Justin Beibers Carrer... Broken. Tamara was drunk and Matilda was sleeping.


Ell: "What do I do? What should I do?"


Tamara: "Why don't you j-just join E-Elrena"


Ell: "Tamara, you're drunk"


Tamara: "No you're drunk!"


Ell: "ugh, maybe you're right"


Tamara: "No I'm drunk! You just got drunk!"


Ell: "Alright come on drunky"


Tamara: "I'm the not drunky and you're the yes drunky!"


Ell: "Matilda!"


Matilda woke up.


Matilda: "AH, Not the face!"


Ell: "Matilda it's just me"


Matilda: "I stand by my word"


Ell: "Come on you two, follow me"


Ell led Matilda and dragged Tamara all the way to Elrena's house. She then rings the doorbell. Soon Elrena opens the door.


Elrena: "Well, Well, Well, look who showed up"


Ell: "Can I join your team?"



Elrena: "What was that"


Ell: "Can I join your team?!"


Elrena: "Say that one more time?"


Ell: "CAN I JOIN YOUR TEAM!!!???"


Elrena: "Hehe just messing with you... No"


Ell: "Please I'm begging!"



Elrena: "Ok fine, say the password and I'll let you in"


Ell: "Ugh... Fine, I'm a smelly butthead who likes to wears dresses"


Elrena: "and the rest?"


Ell: "I eat poo"


Elrena: "Hehehe, alright come in you nitwits"


Ell, Matilda and Tamara walk into the house.


-Meanwhile-


Paulina finally comes back with Kimball and Cathernus.


Paulina: "There's your gay boys"


Tori: "Congrats Paulina, you're free to do whatever"


Paulina: "Sweet"

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