The scene starts with Blitzo and some of the crew such as M&M, Loona, Darien, Kaede and Webs driving their gray van along the street. Following behind them was William driving his Purple 1968 Plymouth Roadrunner and with him was Alex, Mark, Paul and David. Following behind them was Vincent in his custom made Lamborghini
Blitzo: I love this song! *poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio* ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
Loona and Darien is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles. Kaede sat there not seemed phased by it and Webs was sitting on his shoulder listening her own music through her headphones.
Blitzo: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫
They drive into an old crowded parking lot.
Blitzo: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫
A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.
Blitzo: Oh, shit! Fu-
Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".
Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!
Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.
Blitzo: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!
The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.
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Hell's Last Ninja
FanfictionAfter what happened to him when he was alive he had spend the following decades of his afterlife all alone because of his trust issues towards everyone believing he'll be alone the rest of his afterlife however all that's about to change