It opens with Kaede, Vaggie, Niffty, Alastra, Angel Dust, Summer, Dia, Sir Pentious, Husk, Richard, Patrick, Jack, David, and Allen all sitting in the hotel's lounge.
Niffty: So, like where are your wings?
Vaggie: Niffty, I don't have--
Vaggie's sentence is cut off by Angel Dust.
Angel Dust: Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?
She bounced her tits for emphasis.
Niffty tugs at Vaggie's shirt.
Niffty: Yeah. Where are your tits?
Vaggie sighs.
Vaggie: Any other questions?
Husk: I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?
Vaggie: It's not her fault. Angels are just--
Angel Dust: Liars?
Vaggie: ...difficult. But Charlie's trying her best.
Husk: Yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far.
Angel Dust: And where is miss fearless leader anyway? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?
Vaggie: She's upstairs. Coming up with something, I'm sure, in our room. Alone.
Trevor:I don't know about that
Sinister music starts to play.
Alastra: Hmm.
Alastra vanishes into black smoke. The scene changes showing Charlie in her bed under her covers softly crying. While Razzle and Dazzle comfort her with Tissues. Alastra reappears in her room and approaches her bedside.
Alastra: Oh, Charlie, you look an absolute mess.
Charlie begins to appear annoyed
Charlie: Ugh, go away, Alastra.
Alastra sits down on her bed while Charlie hides again under the covers
Alastra: Now, now is that any way to act after picking a fight with all of Heaven and dooming everyone you love?
Charlie emerges from the covers
Charlie: I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, bitch.
Charlie wraps herself under the covers again, only for Alastra to appear laying beside her.
Alastra: Who's joking?
Charlie scared, jumps and falls off of the bed.
Alastra: You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next.
Charlie now leaning on the bed.
Charlie: Ugh, I can't. How can I face them after failing them all so hard?
Alastra repositions himself on his stomach and begins kicking his legs in the air.
Charlie: They came here to be saved and all I gave them was more pain.
Charlie begins tearing up again.
Charlie: I'm just as bad as the cruelest Overlord in Hell. And maybe worse.
Charlie stands and paces back and forth.
Charlie: At least they don't go around giving false hope.
Alastra: Well, I never expected to see such a miserable display of self-loathing from you.
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Hell's Last Ninja
Hayran KurguAfter what happened to him when he was alive he had spend the following decades of his afterlife all alone because of his trust issues towards everyone believing he'll be alone the rest of his afterlife however all that's about to change
