The episode opens with Angel Dust waking up in a dimly lit room, tied up to a chair. She tries to budge free but fails. Her captor paces around him.
Captor: Finally awake, Angel Dust.
Angel glowers but eventually regains her confident smile.
Angel Dust: Yeah, and what's it to ya?
Captor holds a knife against Angel's face.
Captor: I want you to tell me where your boss stashes his vault.
Angel Dust: *laughs unbothered.* It's hilarious you think I'd tell you anything.
The captor grabs Angel off the ground by the neck.
Captor: Fine! I guess I'll just have to fuck the information out of ya.
Angel Dust: *Stares defiantly.* Do your worst. *Then breaks into a seductive smile.* Daddy~
The captor rips his shirt open and engages in sexual intercourse with Angel, revealing this is a porn film played on the hotel's TV.
Angel Dust (onscreen): Oh, yeah, baby~
Cuts to Charlie watching creeped out, Vaggie annoyed and Niffty rather interested.
Angel Dust: You know, this performance won me a Sex-x-xi award.
Charlie: It's, uh... Very... Honest?... Oh. *Charlie turns away, nauseous and tries to shield her eyes with her right hand.*
Vaggie: Ew.
Charlie peeks from her fingers back at the TV screen before turning her head away to avoid watching with her hand covering her mouth this time.
Angel Dust (onscreen): Oh, harder, daddy~
Vaggie: *she covers Charlie eyes* Okay! Enough of that. Angel, what the fuck?
Angel Dust: What? You said was show-and-tell day. I'm showin' you my best film, and I'm tellin you that it scored me a win over that bitch, Tiffany Titfucker.
Husk is seen cleaning and wiping a wine glass.
Husk: Ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene.
David:I agree
Angel Dust: *laughs pissed off* Alright, dickheads. What makes you think you have any right to insult my work to my fuckin' face?
David:Uh...again I was a cop so I've done a ton of interrogations
Husk: You really gonna sit there and act like these scripts ain't hot garbage?
Angel Dust: *Gasps* Fuck you! This is classy art! *Gestures with two hands at the TV screen*
Angel Dust *onscreen*: OH! FUUUCK!
Co-star slaps Angel's butt and bites it. Niffty lies on her stomach on the table with smile, kicking her legs back and forth as she continues watching.
Husk: That's bullshit. You get drunk and bitch about them all the time. Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender. I know everything about you and these motherfuckers at this point. *Gestures to Charlie* Princess, is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everybody else's problems 'cept her own.
Charlie: What?! No, I-- What? Pfffft, no, no. *Vaggie just stares at her silently.*
Husk: *to Vaggie.* This one. *She turns her attention away from Charlie and scowls at Husk, growling under her breath.* Judges everyone and everything because she hates herself.
Vaggie frowns before groaning.
Husk: *to David* You never forgave yourself for having to kill your partner and spend your first five years of hell killing random thugs believing you really were a bent cop
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Hell's Last Ninja
FanfictionAfter what happened to him when he was alive he had spend the following decades of his afterlife all alone because of his trust issues towards everyone believing he'll be alone the rest of his afterlife however all that's about to change
