Chapter 36

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We open with an exterior shot of the Hazbin Hotel before cutting to inside with Charlie pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was in the shot, walking alongside her owner.

Charlie: Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?! *Starts to panic.* And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!

Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down.

Vaggie: Yes. We will.

Angel Dust: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... Ain't no silver lining this time toots.

Charlie: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!

Angel Dust: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. *Angel waves his phone in their faces.* People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.

He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire.

Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?

Charlie: *Gasps* This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!

Angel Dust: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this? *waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.*

Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -

Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fight from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cuts to outside to see Sir Pentious zeppelin armed for battle. The scene cuts inside to see him and his Egg Boiz scattering around.

Sir Pentious: Show yourself Kaede Okazaki! Come and face-

He cuts himself off as he doesn't see him. The camera pans up to see him standing on the tip of Alastra and Allen's radio tower.

Sir Pentious:Oh there you are. Face my Wrath!

Kaede:Oh it's you again

He jumped off and land in front of the hotel.

Sir Pentious:I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss! Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!

Egg Bois: Ooh you tell 'em boss.

Kaede:Yes you're a failed inventor that is desperate for attention that you cause such neusons to gain said attention

Sir Pentious: *indignant* I am no loser! I am your nemesisssss!

Alistra and her "family" appeared alongside side Kaede.

Sir Pentious:Ah of course you're with the Radio Family

Alastra: Who are you?

Sir Pentious: I attacked you literally last week.

Alastra cocks his head.

Sir Pentious: We've done battle, like... 20 times.

Alastra: Well, you must have been really bad at this.

Sir Pentious:No matter! I've chosen Kaede to be my new nemesisssss

Kaede:I do not consider you as a nemesiss you're a comple joke

Niffty: Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~

Alastra scoops Niffty up and drops her to the ground.

Alastra: Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you.

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