The next day Kaede and Loona are shown chilling in her apartment, she had invited him there since business was slow and thought they could just hang out. She was rummaging through her refrigerator making sure to sway her hips.
She comes back carrying a bottle of cheap booze and sits in Kaede's lap while giving him a seductive look before chugging from it and offering it to you.
Kaede:You serious?
Loona:What? It's not like I have cooties or anything. That COVID shit only affects humans.
Kaede:Uh...what are those?
Loona:Just shut up and take a swig
Kaede shrugs and take a swig from the bottle.
Loona:Ya know most people might say we just kissed.
Kaede choke slightly and try to play it off as a cough.
Loona:But I'm not most people. Trust me *she leans in and whispers in a seductive voice* you'll definitely know when I kiss you.
She grinds on Kaede a little before chuckling at your flustered reaction
Loona:Dang dude. It's not like we're fucking. No need to pitch a tent.
Kaede:Uh I don't have a tent with me *he looks down* oh....
She gets off Kaede and gives him a flirty look.
Loona:When was the last time you got laid?
Kaede:last night with the princess and her girlfriend
Loona:No no I meant before you met us
Kaede:Never.
Loona:Wait...you were a virgin?
Kaede:yes.
Loona:Not trying to sound like a prying bitch or anything but...why?
Kaede:I simply wasn't interested in relationships at the time and only wish to survive my clan and help it prosper
Loona:so I take it you never go to parties at all right?
Kaede:I was never invited
Loona:Seriously?
Kaede:Yes it's usually hosted by ether royals or people of a higher social rank and the only way to get invited is go ether be ether one yourself or you're friends with or in the same family as them.
Loona:Wow that sucks and kinda sad honestly
Kaede:it is indeed
Loona:Just so you know if I was human and we were in the same clan I'd definitely would have wanted to hook up with you.
Kaede:Humans are overrated hell hounds however- *he said snaking his arm around her waist and pull her closer to him.* very fuckable in my opinion.
Loona blushes. Kaede lean in and...boop her.
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Hell's Last Ninja
FanfictionAfter what happened to him when he was alive he had spend the following decades of his afterlife all alone because of his trust issues towards everyone believing he'll be alone the rest of his afterlife however all that's about to change