Hell's Last Ninja

chapter 13

It opens up to panning shots of four monitors. The first shows Blitzo and Moxxie outside Martha's house, Moxxie then pushing Blitzo's gun causing him to shoot in the wrong direction in "Murder Family". The second shows Millie coming out of the ocean after killing the fish monster in "Spring Broken", the third shows Millie and Moxxie French-kissing while swinging on a rope in "C.H.E.R.U.B.", and the fourth shows a shot of horses, which then zooms in past them onto Blitzo, who was caught choking on the boba pearls of his drink. Someone then points at the screen with Blitzo.

Agent One: Right there! This was the first sighting.

Agent Two: They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world... and they seem to be killing specifically targeted people. But, why?

Agent One: They always attack at random, aaaall over the country. There's no way to predict where they'll show up next!

A loud clattering noise is heard from outside, followed by a stock angry cat sound. The two agents immediately glance over to a barred-up window obscured by heavily damaged blinds. Agent Two makes a gap between the blinds to the outside to see what made that noise. The agents then see the source of all the racket: Blitzo, standing on a box and a dumpster while holding the dumpster lid open. He looks around suspiciously.

Agent Two: Ahhh, well... That's convenient.

Cuts to Blitzo outside, standing on trash bags and holding a dumpster lid open.

Blitzo: Shhhhh! Remember, we can't be seen.

Blitzo slams the dumpster lid loudly, but then falls backwards into a pile of trash bags. Millie silently chuckles at his predicament, then walks away.

Moxxie: Pardon my words, sir, but you're currently being the loudest.

Blitzo jumps up out of the garbage pile covered in trash; he has an old newspaper on his forehead, a half-eaten lollipop stuck to the side of his head, a scrap of paper on his horn with an old banana peel impaled on the end of it, and a used condom on his index finger, the same finger he uses to poke Moxxie's face indignantly.

Blitzo: *softly* I said shuuush your dick-sucking lips, Moxxie!

Elliott: *in his human disguise* says the guy who fell in a bunch of trash bags

Alex:yeah you literally just fell in a pile of trash

David:Yeah shithead

Darien:they're right dad

Kaede:I agree too

Blitzo:Oh shut it

As they notices a portal opening behind him. Loona is seen on the other end and Millie jumps into it following Darien, waving to Moxxie. Moxxie begins to walk towards the portal but is suddenly tackled to the ground by Blitzo, barely missing a net being shot their way.

Blitzo: GET DOWN!

Agent One cocks his net launcher, readying another capture net. Blitzo looks behind him and sees Agent Two jump down on a rope from a building, landing in front of the portal.

William:what the hell!?

Elliott and David:shit we're made!

Alex:Damn it Blitzo! You can't not fuck things up for two minutes?!

Elliott grabbed a trash can lid and toss it like a frisbee at Agent 1 striking his gun which made him yelps in suprise as it clattered on the ground. Agent Two attempts a round house kick but Elliott grabbed her foot and kicked her other leg causing her to yell out in pain before he too her to the ground. Agent One tries to shoot another net at Alex which he dodged before dashing forward and sweeping his legs out from under him. Agent Two on one good tried to throw a punch but Alex catches her before hitting her with a headbutt knocking her down again. Agent One then got back up and grabbed his gun but it was knocked out of his hands again by David as he punched him square in the chest causing him to land in a pile of trash.