chapter 10

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it shows a shot of Heaven's golden gates. The gates open and "Cherub Town" is shown. And a cherub flies in front of the camera.

Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!

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Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!

The Cherubs begin singing the C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle. Cuts to a man jumping out of an airplane. He pulls the ripcord to release his parachute, only for it to snap off instead. He splats onto a rock while a censoring cloud bubble reads "OWIE!"

Collin: ♫ Does it make you want to cry? ♫

Cuts to another person getting run over by a speeding train from a tunnel as "Oh No!" appears in a censor cloud.

Keenie: ♫ When your loved one has to die? ♫

Scene goes to another man who accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun. "Oopsie!" is seen in another censor cloud.

Cletus: ♫ Does it hurt you through and through? ♫

Clip shows a struggling man's face turning blue in a hangman's noose. A stylized version of Cletus's head fades into view with a sad face and a tear running down his cheek.

All: ♫ When your face is turnin' bluuuuue? ♫

Collin: ♫ Well, luckily for you... ♫

Keenie: ♫ There's somethin' we can do! ♫

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Keenie: ♫ There's somethin' we can do! ♫

Keenie: ♫ There's somethin' we can do! ♫

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