it shows a shot of Heaven's golden gates. The gates open and "Cherub Town" is shown. And a cherub flies in front of the camera.
Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!
The Cherubs begin singing the C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle. Cuts to a man jumping out of an airplane. He pulls the ripcord to release his parachute, only for it to snap off instead. He splats onto a rock while a censoring cloud bubble reads "OWIE!"
Collin: ♫ Does it make you want to cry? ♫
Cuts to another person getting run over by a speeding train from a tunnel as "Oh No!" appears in a censor cloud.
Keenie: ♫ When your loved one has to die? ♫
Scene goes to another man who accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun. "Oopsie!" is seen in another censor cloud.
Cletus: ♫ Does it hurt you through and through? ♫
Clip shows a struggling man's face turning blue in a hangman's noose. A stylized version of Cletus's head fades into view with a sad face and a tear running down his cheek.
All: ♫ When your face is turnin' bluuuuue? ♫
Collin: ♫ Well, luckily for you... ♫
Keenie: ♫ There's somethin' we can do! ♫
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Hell's Last Ninja
FanfictionAfter what happened to him when he was alive he had spend the following decades of his afterlife all alone because of his trust issues towards everyone believing he'll be alone the rest of his afterlife however all that's about to change