Eddy's POV
While Major Nixel and Boxman continued to argue, the "wonder slime" stuff that black slime was talking about was stuck in my head for a while. Sure I got scammed before, even though I did not deserve to be, but maybe this time I could get some quick cash. Wait a minute, that's it! If I could sell the wonder slime, then I could get some quick cash easy, and maybe some cash just because I sold the wonder slime just in case that black slime is nice enough!
Aw man, this is gonna be the BEST SCAM I've ever made! I then walked over to Ed and Double D, so that I could reveal my master plan that I know won't fail me this time!
"Hey guys, I just invented the best scam I ever thought of!" I whispered to them.
"You won't need to whisper, Major Nixel and that green-haired man over there are too distracted to pay us any attention anyways." Double D told me.
Actually, he's got a point for once, and I also think the two guys won't pay attention to us because of plot convenience or something. I don't know why, it was just some thought in my mind.
"You know that black slime we saw?" I asked Double D and Ed, no longer whispering.
"That scary chunky ink stuff?" Worried Ed.
"No, I-.. I was thinking of selling it you idiot!" I shouted.
Suddenly, the other two guys stopped arguing and looked at me. Maybe I shouldn't have shouted so loud.
"Wait, you're gonna sell that glitchy slime stuff?" Major Nixel asked me.
"Well, why can't I? It never said I couldn't make a few quick bucks while doing so. Besides, neither did my script." I assured Major Nixel.
"What script?" Said Major Nixel.
Wait, do these guys seriously not know about their own script? What kind of butt-heads do I live with?
*Commercial Break*
Third-person POV
Cut to the Nindjas, Mordecai, and Benson running away from a giant mass of The Darkness flowing from the mix of Corrupted Booger and Corrupted Nurp-Naut.
"YOU ARE SO FIRED AFTER THIS, MORDECAI!" Shouted Benson.
"We didn't hire these guys, we swear!" Mordecai told Benson.
"OF COURSE YOU DID, YOU AND RIGBY OBVIOUSLY HIRED THESE... ORANGE CREATURES TO DO YOUR LAWN WORK FOR YOU! IT'S COMPLETELY PREDICTABLE!" Yelled Benson.
"Sir, please have patience. We need to escape this foe here and now, lawn work is not any more important than making a quick escape." Mysto told Benson.
"OF COURSE IT IS, I-... FINE! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TO ESCAPE THIS STUPID BLACK SLIME!?" Barked Benson.
"The both of you will run as far as the glitchy goop won't reach, we will distract it as you run." Mysto told Benson.
"Now get to the gates and keep running, it is your only chance of survival."
The Nindjas stopped while Benson and Mordecai ran into the gates and kept running until they were very far from the park. The corrupted mix stopped moving and stopped oozing The Darkness from his mouth once he got close to the Nindjas.
"Stand down, you puppeteer. We will not fall under your control for you are no match for the Nindjas." Mysto told the corrupted mix.
All the corrupted mix did was watch the Nindjas with his beady, white eyes and his forcefully smiling mouth hanging open.
"Đıďň'ţ ý0ü ğəț ň!-î-i-ï×éđ b@ćķ îň ýôüř §høw?" Asked the corrupted mix in both Booger and Nurp-Naut's voice.
"Uh, we experienced that so of course we would know!" Cobrax told the corrupted mix.
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Cubits Can't Save You Now: Season 1 (Canceled)
FanfictionNote: This series has been created sometime last year likely on a summer, and has been announced to be canceled sometime this year on the 23rd of June. WARNING FROM JUNE 25TH, 2024: The arcs drag on and there's too many characters introduced. A cros...
