Tina sat in the choir room wearing very unusual clothes. It was very...not Tina.
"It's so weird." Finn said.
"This so isn't you." Artie added
"Yay, you finally look normal." Gabriela told her sarcastically
"I feel like an Asian Branch Davidian." Tina told them
"Tina, are their any looks you can try?" Mr Shuester asked.
"Biker chick" Santana suggested "Cowgirl?" "Hoodrat" "Computer programmer." "Cross-country skier." "A farmer." "Catholic school girl." All of those got a thumbs down from her.
"A happy meal no onions. Or a chicken." Brittany suggested earning strange looks from everyone besides Gabriela, who smiled at her.
"Look guys I appreciate your suggestions, but I know who I am, and I'm not allowed to show it. It's like communism." Tina complained.
"Guys, we've got a serious problem." Rachel shouted rushing into the choir room. "You know I've been doing some background checks on Vocal Adrenaline."
"Isn't that against the rules?" Artie asked.
"No, not at all. Or... probably. Whatever. Anyway what I figured out, I rooted through the dumpsters behind the Carmel Auditorium and i found 18 empty boxes of Christmas lights." She continued explaining.
"Oh no." Tina said.
"Which led me to Joelle Fabrics." Rachel continued. "I asked them about red Chantilly lace, and they were sold out!"
"Oh sweet Jesus." "Oh my." Kurt and Mercedes breathed out.
"They're doing Gaga." Kurt told Mr shue.
"Thats it. Its over." Mercedes complained.
"We should've guessed it. They're going full out theatricality." Kurt said. "They know its the easiest way to beat us."
"Damn them." Gabriela cursed.
"What's up with this Gaga dude. He just dresses weird, like Bowie, right?" Puck asked being the idiot he was.
"Lady Gaga is a woman! She's only the biggest pop act to come along in decades. She's boundary pushing. The most theatrical performer of our generation. And she changes her look more than Brittany changes sexual partners." Kurt rambled on.
"It's true." Brittany admitted
"It makes sense that Vocal Adrenaline would pay homage, its a brilliant move. Shes a perfect fit for them." Artie told them
"No hold on a second." Mr Shue said getting the classes attention. "We might be able to kill 2 birds with one stone here. We can help Tina find a new look and find a competitive number for regionals. This week your assignment: Gaga."
Everyone was excited, well mainly the girls and Kurt.
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All the girls, plus kurt stood in the choir room with their Gaga outfits on.
"Take a bow little monsters." Mr Shue told them. They done various face poses.
"Ladies, Kurt, I'm really, really impressed. Siéntate. You know what the best part is? Each one of your costumes shows different aspects of your personalities."
"Wait where's Rachel?" Puck asked. "I only noticed because 5 minutes have gone by without her saying something totally obnoxious."
"Rachel kind of got some intense news yesterday." Mercedes told them.
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