S1 Ep 12: Mattress

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"Where's Rachel" Asked Kurt walking in with old thunderclaps

"Shes not here yet." Finn replied.

"Perfect. Glee club stands on a delicate percipice.We have all felt the cold humiliation of a slushy in the face. But as of right now, our relative anonymity as a club sheilds us from severe persecution. Swirlies, patriotic wedgies." He explained.

"Whats a patriotic wedgy?" Mercedes asked.

"Its when they hoist you on the flag pole by your undies." Finn explained shamefully.

"Strangely it made me feel more American." Artie added.

"Based on my investigation, I am of the opinion that a yearbook photo would only fuel the flames of the anti-glee club terror." He showed them different examples of yearbook photo vandalism convincing them that it was best not to have a photo.

"Oh hey guys. Ah, looking at old Thunderclaps?" Mr Shue said coming in.

"Its really unsettling." Gabriela said

"And totally unfair. Hey can i borrow one of these. You know what? This years Thunderclap is gonna have a Glee Club photo with every one of your smiling faces. You have my word on it." Gabriela weakly smiled until he turned his back.

"That man is going to be the death of us." She whispered to Quinn. She slightly giggled.

When Gabriela turned her head she saw Santana giving her a deadly stare. She ignored it however.

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Mr Shue came into Glee club with awful news. They were getting a yearbook photo. Luckily he had to compromise and only pick 2 people to represent the Glee Club.

Gabriela jogged to the door trying to catch up to Santana. "Santana, wait." She grabbed Santana's arm, forcing her to stop.

"What do you fucking want Moreno." She viciously said, turning around.

"Please San, can you just listen to me?" Gabriela pleaded.

"Why should I listen to you?" She asked

"Because I'm not the one that slept with someone." Gabriela harshly said.

"Sure. Who was at your house then?" She crossed her arms

"Quinn." Gabriela told her

"Oh."

"Look can we just put this behind us? Nothing happened so there's absolutely no reason to ignore each other. Please?"

"Fine." Santana gave in. Gabriela hugged her.

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Everyone sat quietly in the choir room before Mercedes broke the silence. "We're all here. I guess we should vote."

Rachel went to the front. "With your permission i have prepared a few words."

"I nominate Rachel." Mercedes said. Kurt second it.

"All right, let's vote up in this piece. I gotta go hit up the gym and load up the 'Guns of Puckerone' for the football picture." Puck said writing on the paper.

Mr Shue counted the votes. "Looks like everyone voted for Rachel, including Rachel." he announced. "But we need two captains, guys."

"Why two?" Gabriela asked

"We're fine with having Rachel represent us in the Thunderclap by herself." Quinn added. "We'd actually prefer it."

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