S2 Ep2: Britney/Brittany- Anesthesia hallucinations

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"So, girls, im looking at your x-rays. Your teeth are perfect." Carl told the girls as they sat in his office

"That's right." Gabriela told him

Brittany had told her about the crazy Britney Spears fantasy she had and recommended it to Gabriela. She invited Santana with her since she didn't want to be alone.

"I can't just put you under. Anaesthesia isn't something to joke about. Its serious." The dentist warned them.

"Okay listen, my dads a doctor, and not a 'tooth doctor', a real one. He went to like college or something" Santana began. "Which means i have a killer health-care plan that pretty much pays for everything, and I'm pretty sure Gabby has one too since shes like rich. So get up in my grills 'cause Gabs and I wanna get our anesthesia on."

"Well, I guess i can give you a super strong bleaching." He told the girls, Gabriela giving him a fake smile in response. "Should I turn the radio on?" He asked the teenagers

"We've got it covered." They told him simultaneously putting in their headphones.

Me against the music ft. Madonna played in Santana and Gabriela's ears as the anesthesia kicked in.



At the end of the wild fantasy Gabriela and Santana started laughing together for who knows what reason.

"That was fun." Gabriela laughed

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Mr Shue was rambling on about Christopher Cross. The class was super bored.

Gabby was playing with Santana's hands when Brittany raised her hand and spoke up.

"I would just like to say, from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club." The blonde told Mr Shuester, causing Rachel to look very fearful and shocked.

"What?" Mr Shue asked confused

"When i got my teeth cleaned, I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sing and dance better than her and now i realize what a powerful woman I truly am."

Gabriela removed her hands from Santana's, her best friend missing the warmth of it, and gave Brittany a proud pat on the leg. "You are amazing." She told the taller girl.

"Gabby and I went as well, and we too had a Britney Spears fantasy." Santana told the teacher. "Although, now that I'm thinking about it, I'm not sure how our fantasies combined."

"It doesn't make any sense." Gabriela added on

"You see Mr Shue, I told you. Britney Spears busted our Britt, out of an everyday fragmented haze of confusion and gave her the confidence to step up and perform."
Kurt told the teacher

"I'm more talented than all of you. I see that clearly now. Its Brittany, bitch"

"Guys, we're not doing Britney Spears, and thats that." Mr Shuester told them

"Mr Shue, you're letting your own personal issues get in the way of something that we are all telling you we want to do. I mean, this club regularly pays tribute pop culture, and Britney Spears is pop culture. To suggest otherwise is heretical." Kurt said, causing the Glee teacher to snap at him.

"Kurt! I'm done talking about this!" He yelled, catching Gabriela off guard.

"Jeez! Let loose a little, would you? Stop being so fricking uptight all the time!" Kurt yelled back.

Gabriela and Brittany's jaws dropped at the boy's comment. Santana turned to look at her best friend, who was now holding in her laugh, with a shocked expression that many of the New Directions had. None of them would expect that from Kurt.

"Kurt. I'll see you in the principal's office." Mr Shuester said indicating to the door.

He got up and left. Gabriela let out a slight giggle, earning a smile from Santana. Santana loved her laugh, it was perfect.

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