Mine // Santana Lopez

S1 Ep21: Funk

Everyone was upset after seeing Vocal Adrenaline's performance of 'Another one bites the dust' in the auditorium.

"It's Carmel High tradition. They psych out the competition a few weeks before the big show. They call it a funkification, meaning they show us what they got and we spiral into a deep, black funk." Artie told them with Tina pushing him.

"Yeah, we used to do the same to other football teams. Try to get inside their head before the big game, pull a little prank to intimidate them" Finn said.

"Yeah, well the difference is our football team sucked. Those guys are golden." Puck reminded the boy.

"Come on. Keep your heads up guys, it's gonna take more than that to get us into a funk." Kurt said quieting as he walked into the choir room that was now full of toilet paper.

"I feel so violated. Its like someone broke into our home." Tina complained.

They were all helping out in cleaning the choir room up.

"Look, it was just a lame little prank. That fact that their trying to get to us means we've got them spooked." Mr Shuester said trying to encourage the kids.

"No Mr Shue, they aren't afraid of anything." Mercedes told him. "The number they did was fantastic. Which doesn't even make any sense. They had all that equipment. How did they get in?"

Just then Coach Sylvester came in with a bunch of nerdy looking kids, one of which was holding her trophy, and explained that she let them in.

"What are you doing?" Mr Shuester asked her.

"I can't talk right now William. Drafting class is helping me redecorate. See, I have nationals over the weekend, and I expect to return with a comically large first-place trophy for which I have absolutely no room in my trophy case." Sue stated.
"And as soon as you hurry up and lose at regionals, this room will become my official trophy annex."

She turned to the kids helping her. "You know what i want it to look like, Elvis's gold record room at Graceland. Except I'll be wanting far fewer morbidly obese white women wadling around and crying."

"Sue. Get out of my room." Mr Shue spoke up.

Sue warned the Glee Club that they would lose Regionals and that all their hopes and dreams will be crushed.

Mr Shue asked to see her trophy and threw it violently against the wall, causing it to break.

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"Alright guys, today, I want to talk to you about regrets." Mr Shue said entering the choir room. "Who has some?"

"Giving my heart to Jesse, just to have it stomped crushed like the stage floor at the performance of Stomp." Rachel said upset and laying her head on the piano.

"Thinking 'trust me' was a sensible birth control option." Quinn said.

"Moving to Ohio." Gabriela crossed her arms

"We all have them. I just finalised my divorce. I regret living in a relationship that wasn't working, letting her put me in these deep funks and not fighting back." The Glee teacher bluntly stated.

"Besides creeping us out, why are you telling us this?" Santana asked him. She was laying with her head resting on her hand, and her legs across Gabriela's lap

"Because, if we loose to Vocal Adrenaline at regionals, none of us are going to regret it. We would have given it our best shot and we won't look back. But we will regret letting them get the best of us before the competition. Which is why we need ro hit them back just like they hit us." He said giving them a corny speech.