Episode 12

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Goombario's Log Day 12: We got up bright and early today to head to Dry Dry Desert in search of the second Star Spirit. After Bombette opened the tracks for us, we took the train straight to the desert. Once we got there, we ran into Parakarry, the mail-koopa. He dropped some letters and we had to go find them for him. They were pretty easy though, and we got them back to him no problem. In return, Karry offered to lend us a hand in our adventure. So now we're a party of five, I wonder who we'll meet up with next? 

 Kooper's Log Day 7: Phew, this desert heat sure is blistering. This shell sure doesn't help a lot when it comes to the heat as well. But at the very least, I'm not the only koopa suffering from the heat, as we met up with Parakarry. He'll be joining us on our adventure, but man, how can Karry handle the heat in all of those clothes? Gosh, I envy him. P.S. Apparantly, Mario is my son? Don't know what that was about. 

 Bombette's Log Day 6: panting So, hot. I'm worried this heat will light my fuse if I'm out too long. At the very least, it's been fun blowing up Clefts over and over again. So hey, it's not all bad. Oh yeah. We have a new friend today, Parakarry. Another boy as well. Gosh, when are we gonna gets some more girls in this squad? 

 Parakarry's Log Day 1: Wah-Hoo! I can't believe it! I'm going on an adventure with Mario! I know Mario won't be disappointed by my services. I know these lands like the back of my hand. Oh, and of course he's agreed to help me find my missing letters too. But let's not talk about that part. Now then, off we go! Dry Dry Outpost, here we come! 

 shortly after reaching the desert 

Kooper: Ah, the desert. Count how many sands is here, Goombario. That's your first mission. 

Goombario: Ok. Proceeds to start counting while everyone talks over him 

Bombette: Why the Fuzz would you make him do that!? 

Kooper: It passes the time. 

Bombette: It's gonna take so long. Kooper! It's gonna be so annoying! 

Kooper: I'm curious what the biggest number is. 

Bombette: No! He's just going to be counting forever! 

Kooper: Perhaps. But it's... 

(Parakarry losing his mind in the background) 

Bombette: Kooper, what have you brought!? This is your fault! 

Goombario: There are only 30 million sand particles in this desert. 

Kooper: See, that was easy. 

Bombette: Fuzz. Oh my Goomba.

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