Goombario's Log Day 34: We did it again everyone! Another star spirit has been rescued. We had to take on General Guy and his legion of Shy Guys. Thankfully, they were no match for us due to Mario's increased power. Oh, and Watt really pulled her weight by piercing the general's defense. I have a feeling she's going to be an incredible asset to the party.
P.S. Do not refer to Watt with masculine pronouns, ever.
Kooper's Log Day 29: Welp, the Shy Guys have been defeated and the star spirit is ours now. His name is apparently Muskular. I don't see it. But hey, if there's one thing I can be thankful for now, is that those Shy Guys can no longer rip us off at their slot machine. Even free gambling is still gambling, and it sucks.
P.S. Do not refer to Watt with masculine pronouns, ever.
Bombette's Log Day 28: Ha! Those Shy Guys thought they could hide from us? No wall can stand in my way you broozers! Well, except any wall without a distinct crack in it, then I can't break it. But you know who can break things, Watt. That little girl pierces defense and showed that general who's boss. Man, I love her so much.
P.S. Do not refer to Watt with masculine pronouns, ever.
Parakarry's Log Day 23: Thank Star Haven that's over. With the Shy Guys defeated, Toad Town will no longer be ravaged by those stinkers again. The world of capitalism, education, culinary, and postal services can rest easy now thanks to us. 4 star spirits down, 3 left to go. I wonder where our adventure will take us next?
P.S. Do not refer to Watt with masculine pronouns, ever.
Bow's Log Day 12: Well, well, well. Looks like our new friend can pack a punch. Despite being the youngest member of the group, she's got a lot of power in that little body. She pierces defense and can even power Mario up with her ability. I have a feeling we're going to get along great together.
P.S. Do not refer to Watt with masculine pronouns, ever.
Watt's Log Day 2: Yippee! We beat the Shy Guys! Meanie general go down! We get star spirit back! Hooray! Oh, but one thing made me angry. Glowing block call me boy. I'm not a boy. I hate being called a boy. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!
after rescuing Muskular
Muskular: Ah, thank you for saving me Mario. I owe you my life.
Goombario: Hey, it was our pleasure.
Kooper: Saving star spirits are kind of our things now.
Bombette: I should know as the three of us have been there since the first star.
Karry: But if there's anyone you should be thanking here, it's not me. Watt's the one you should be thanking.
Bow: Yep. Thanks to Watt piercing power, we made quick work of General Guy's tank.
Muskular: Really, well then Watt. I give you my thanks good sir.
Watt: Why thank you mi... What did you just call me?
Muskular: Um, is there something wrong little boy?
Watt: Boy? starts getting grouchy
Bombette: Uh, Watt? Are you okay.
Watt: starts fuming
Goombario: Uh oh. I've seen this with my sister before. Everyone! Cover your ears!
Kooper: Why?
Karry: Just do it!
everyone covers their ears
Watt: shines super bright and screams at the top of her lungs I AM A GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the bright light can be seen outside the Toy Box, across Toad Town and even viewable from Peach's Castle in the sky
Koopa: on Peach's Castle Hey guys! Come here! There's a light show going on down there!
all the enemies come over
All: Oooooohhhhhh.
cut back to Watt and the others
Watt: finally stops screaming
Muskular: stunned a-a-a-a-a.
Watt: I AM A GIRL AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT YOU FUZZING YOSHI!
Muskular: Okay! Okay! I'm sorry, miss! Please don't hurt me madam. Forgive me little girl!
Watt: returns to normal, speaks in a happy manner again Thank you. Let's go everyone.
everyone still completely stunned
Goombario: pulls out his journal
Bow: What'cha writing Goombario?
Goombario: P.S. Do not refer to Watt with masculine pronouns, ever.
Kooper: You know what, I should write that down as well.
Bombette: Yeah, I should do that too.
Karry: I second that.
Bow: Triple that.
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Paper Mario 64; Partner's Stories
AdventureAn over-arching story about the partners of Paper Mario (64) and the character development many of them deserve. This series is based off of Chugggaaconroy's (as of right now) current LP of the game and I've been creating logs and stories for every...
