Paper Mario 64; Partner's Stories

Episode 33

Goombario's Log Day 33: After exploring 1 and a half new chunks of the Toy Box, we recovered Russ T.'s dictionary and opened the path up to the final section. Oh, and we ran into this Big Lantern Ghost who we had to fight. The issue was the room was so dark we couldn't hit the guy. But, by hitting the lantern we were able to make the room light up and allow us to attack him. He went down no problem after that and it turns out this little creature named Watt was imprisoned by this guy. So after rescuing her, she agreed to join our party. Looks like we're a party of six now. Hoo boy. 

Kooper's Log Day 28: Man, these Shy Guy's sure are into gambling. They have this slot machine in their box and the rewards here are garbage. You either get ten coins, mushrooms, or five Shy Guys for winning. What a rip-off! I mean, sure it's free, but even I wouldn't want to wait my time on this hunk of junk. What were they thinking!? 

Bombette's Log Day 27: OMGoomba! Another girl has joined our party! Don't get me wrong, Bow's been a great addition to the party, but it was still pretty uneven between the boys and girls. So now we have three girl and three boy partners on this journey. And her name is Watt and, oh my sparks, the cutes! She's so adorable especially for still being a baby. I can't believe someone would stuff her in a lamp to use as a light source. But thankfully I broke her out no problem. That does make me wonder though, are there any more of these guys imprisoned? 

Parakarry's Log Day 22: Man, first that poor Goomba that got wailed on and now this Pokey. For some reason there were two of him and we took them out on our first turn no problem. It makes you wonder though, who was sending these guys after us? We've fought these guys numerous times before and they haven't phased us once. Is someone pulling a prank on us? It must be Bowser, only he would think to do something this horrendous. 

Bow's Log Day 11: Well there's something you don't see everyday. An imitation ghost guy holding a little glowing creature. Goombario told us that she's called a 'Li'l Sparky'. Can't say I've heard of that creature before but hey, the more you know. But what's even weirder is that Mario just left her there while we went back to see Merlen to tell us what to do next. I think we all know what needs to be done next, I don't think seeing Merlon is going to help us that much. But whatever, welcome to the team Watt. 

Watt's Log Day 1: Yippee! I'm so happy. I get to go exploring with Mario. Mario is so cool, he saved my life. Mario also has other friends too. A Goomba, Koopa, Bob-omb, Paratroopa, and a Boo. They seem nice. I can't wait to get out of here and save the world. Wahoo! 

outside the dark room 

Goombario: Welcome to the team, Watt. 

Bombette: Trust us, you're going to have an excellent time with us. 

Watt: Really? 

Bow: Yup. There's never a dull moment between us here. Right Karry? looks around Karry? 

Kooper: walks in Don't worry. I've got him right here. holding Karry's shell 

Goombario: You mean you have his shell? 

Kooper: Nope. He's currently inside his shell right now. Ain't that right Karry? 

Karry: muffled Shut up. 

Bombette: Why is Karry hiding in his shell? 

Kooper: I don't know. Something about being embarrassed after he kissed Bow after she found the mail bag or something and he's been too afraid to come out and look at her again. 

Karry: muffled SHUT UP KOOPER! 

Bow: Karry, you can't stay in your shell forever. You have to carry Mario across big gaps. 

Karry: muffled Tell him to either jump higher or 'Yoshi' off of one of you guys. 

Goombario: How are you going to deliver mail? 

Karry: I'll just e-mail everyone. Letters are going out of style anyway. 

Bombette: And how are you going to eat, drink, and use the bathroom. 

Karry: Simple, my shell has everything I need to survive for the next fifty years. 

Bombette: I highly doubt that. How can you live in that shell for so... 

Watt: WOAH! peering into Karry's shell Is that a chocolate fountain in there! 

Everyone else: What! peers inside 

Kooper: Oh, did I forget to tell you that Koopa Shell are basically their own pocket dimension. My shell comes packed with a bar, pool table, a flat-screen TV, and a hot tub. 

Karry: muffled Yup. And everything in this shell can last me a long time. So there's no way I'm getting out of here. 

Bow: Watt? 

Watt: Yes Madam? 

Bow: Shine bright. 

Watt: Ok. 

Watt shines brightly as Bow holds Watt near one of the holes of Karry's shell 

Karry: MY EYES!!! pops out, rubs his eyes 

Watt: Hello. 

Karry: looks at Watt Hello. Nice to meet you, I guess. 

Bow: Alright then, let's head out everyone. 

Watt: Yippee! I can die happy tomorrow! 

Goombario: confused Tomorrow?