Paper Mario 64; Partner's Stories

Episode 29

Goombario's Log Day 29: Despite all of the chaos in Toad Town, we decided to go around the world a bit to knock out side quests. hooray. Most of our time spent was doing Koopa Koot's favors that seem to never end. Such as getting his wallet, a tasty tonic, a life shroom, Merluvlee's autograph, reading him the news, and more. At the very least, he gave us three more star pieces and a gold credit to play another game in the Playroom. Not the worst thing but it was a bit tedious. And now he wants us to make a cake, except we can't until we rescue Tayce T.'s frying pan. Oh well, look's like we're heading into the tunnels next time. Till then. 

Kooper's Log Day 24: Agh! This old koot is at it again giving us menial tasks. It wasn't the worst thing though, but man these tasks just never end I tell you. Oh, but while we were exploring the desert, Kolorado and his team packed up. But it turns out he set out on another adventure moments after getting home. Hmm? I wonder where he could be going next? 

Bombette's Log Day 23: You know, I hate to admit when Kooper is right about something, but this koopa koot will not leave us alone. Everytime we think we're done with him he always has another task for us. It just never ends and most of the time he just scams us. Is it mean to say I want to pull this guys plug? Maybe. 

Parakarry's Log Day 18: So, my career as a mail koopa is currently on the line right now and instead of locating the Shy Guy's hideout, we go around helping koopa koot instead. I know we're helping a fellow koopa troopa, but this koopa paratroopa also needs a favor done. That being keeping my job intact and being thrown onto the streets. Where are those letters!? 

Bow's Log Day 7: You know, despite Toad Town being thrown into chaos due to the Shy Guy's, I'm actually enjoying this quick detour around the world. Seeing a much larger desert certainly was cool, along with different villages for other creatures. It's just, so relaxing I tell you. So much better than sitting in a mansion dealing with simping boos all day. 

outside Mario and Luigi's House 

Bombette: Hey, Bow. 

Bow: Huh? What is it? 

Bombette: I was just coming to ask how you've been since joining us. 

Bow: Pretty great actually. You have no idea how great it is to just go anywhere I want and not have to listen to other boos. 

Bombette: Are they annoying? 

Bow: Most of them are pretty okay. They are my subjects after all, but the ones that drive me up a wall are those simps. You've probably noticed that a lot of boos are like, 'OMGoomba, Lady Bow-chan, uwu, please slap me mommy. Marry me, I love you, I'll do anything you want my lady, anything for you Bow' Ugh! It's so obnoxious! Those boos just can't take a hint I tell you, it's never going to happen! 

Bombette: So, um. I guess you like living the single life huh? 

Bow: No. Not really. 

Bombette: What? But you said,... 

Bow: Trust me, those boos get on my nerves. But one day I would like to settle down with someone in my life. Of course, I have some standards. They need to treat me more like a casual friend than some 'lady'. Someone who I can hang out with and kick back. Look, I love the luxury life. But when it comes to finding a husband, I'm just looking for a good friend to chill with. 

Bombette: I suppose there's no one on your mind right now I take it? 

Bow: Listen, perhaps when this trip is over we can discuss our future lives later, okay? 

Bombette: Sure. That sounds good. 

loud banging on Mario's door 

Bombette: I should probably get that. But hey, maybe there's a boo out there that's right for you. turns around 

Bow: smug grin Who ever said I had to marry a boo? 

Bombette: stops What was that? 

Bow: Nothing. Just get the door, okay? 

Bombette: Ok. opens door 

Karry falls on the patio with Goombario and Kooper still holding him down 

Karry: Did you talk to her? 

Bombette: Yup. 

Karry: What did she say? 

Bombette: leans in, whispers she loves you. smirks 

Karry: passes out 

Goombario: Did he pass out from embarrassment or exhaustion? 

Kooper: Beats me? At least he stopped. BTW, did she actually say that Bombette? 

Bombette: It's,.. implied. 

Kooper: Oh. ... wide eyes OH!