Goombario's Log Day 37: Despite my lack of enthusiasm for sidequesting today, it went by pretty quickly. Our time was spent finding more star pieces be it from underground or from Chuck Quizmo, helping Koopa Koot, again, winning another radio contest, and buying some new badges from Merlow. This was pretty painless not gonna lie, and now nothing stands in our way of finding the next star spirit on Lavalava Island.
Kooper's Log Day 32: Oh boy, Koopa Koot was at it again with his never-ending quests for us. We gave him that Nutty Cake he wanted so long ago, quieted down Bombette's star crossed lover, got an old photo of his back, and gave him some Koopasta. He's got nothing left for us right now, but trust me, he'll have more. He always has more.
Bombette's Log Day 31: What the FUZZ! That dumb as bramballs Bob-omb was making a ruckus in Kooper's house all because he missed me. AGH! I HATE THAT GUY SOOOOO MUCH!!!! BUDDY, I! AM! NOT! INTERESTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am a single gal that doesn't need a man in her life and am happy with exploring the world with Mario. I hope one day he explodes and doesn't come back, and no I do not apologize for saying that. Fuzz that guy!
Parakarry's Log Day 26: We sure had a fun time running into Chuck Quizmo so often, but hey we got a lot of star pieces from him so it's good. Some of the questions he asked were interesting like what does Whacka drop, fruits in Dry Dry Desert, what Bombette's most used move is, what Gourmet Guy likes and what he dropped for us, who can use star storm, etc. Pretty simple really and now we've got a ton of star pieces in our pockets right now. I wonder what Chuck will have for us next time?
Bow's Log Day 15: Apparently Koopa Koot came by Boos Mansion at some point in his life. Maybe I was too young or not born yet but I had no idea this old koot came to the mansion. The photo we had to give him barely looked any different from he looks like now, so that's something I suppose. And this guy getting into fights is something I just can't see, if he did those people would have ground him into dust for putting up with his snifits.
Watt's Log Day 5: Wow! The world is huge! So many cool places and people here! Lots of questions though. They make my head spin. But I still love exploring!
Just outside Kooper's house
Kooper: What could be making all that racket inside?
Bombette: I think I know 'who'. kicks the door open
Green Bob-omb: What the!? Who just...?
Blue Bob-omb (Bruce): Huh! GASP! darts over Bombette! My beloved you have returned to me! You don't know how much my heart has ached ever since we last spoke. I've awaited your return for so long and yet you never came back. But I never gave up I, I knew you would return. I knew you would...
Bombette: Shut. Up.
Bruce: What?
Karry: Listen, the old koot next door told you to knock it off.
Goombario: You can't just go exploding in someone's house and cause a ruckus whenever you want.
Watt: So pipe down! Please?
Bow: This is your one and only warning. Stop exploding or we will take action.
Bruce: But, how could I contain myself when my dear Bombette has returned to me. It only makes me want to explode ever louder to express my gratitude for.
Bombette: OH FOR THE LOVE OF STAR HAVEN TAKE A HINT BUDDY!!! I AM NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!
Bruce: Oh, you wound me Bombettte. I know that beneath that hard exterior shell, lies a sweet young lady searching for a Bob-omb of my honorary stature.
Bombette: about to blow her lid WHY YOU...!!!!
Kooper: Ok, that's enough.
Goombario: Kooper?
Kooper: Listen bud. This is 'MY' House you're living in and I don't like you blowing up in it. I am a-okay with you staying until I'm back, but you need to set some boundaries, bud. House rules, and relationship rules. If a girl tells you she doesn't like you, 99% of the time means she really doesn't like you, at all.
Bruce: Who are you to talk anyway. She will be my girlfriend no matter what.
Kooper: Bombette is not your girlfriend! She's 'my' girlfriend! immediately realizes what he just said
everyone else realizes what Kooper just said
Bombette: crossed What?
Kooper: Wait-wait-wait. Hold up, I meant to say...
Bruce: B-Bombette. I-Is this true? You left me for, for a, a KOOPA!
Bombette: WHAT!? Are you crazy!? He's not my boyfriend!
Karry: I don't know, you two have been pretty close on this adventure.
Bombette: death glare, whispers Karry, shut up!
Bow: Oh yeah. They've been reeeaaally close to one another.
Watt: I saw them holding hands one time.
Bruce: f*cking loses his mind Why Bombette!? Why would you do this to me!? You'd said you be by my side! Bombette! looks at Kooper Kooper, my long shadow. You have stolen her away from me! Bombette is mine! She belongs only to me! Not you! And now that's she's gone, I'll have to start it all over! Watch me, rewind your save file, back to the start! Then, we will be together once more, and no one will get in our way! This isn't over, Kooper. You will rue the day you stole my love away from me! You'll rue it! runs away
everyone stares at Kooper while Bombette shoots literal daggers at him
Green: Thank Star Haven he's gone.
Everyone else: NOT NOW!
Green: closes door
Kooper: Well, at least we stopped the exploding, right? looks at Bombette nervously Right?
Bombette: Don't. Talk to me. walks off
Goombario: Well that just happened, I guess.
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Paper Mario 64; Partner's Stories
AdventureAn over-arching story about the partners of Paper Mario (64) and the character development many of them deserve. This series is based off of Chugggaaconroy's (as of right now) current LP of the game and I've been creating logs and stories for every...
