Goombario's Log Day 13: After getting Parakarry into our team, we headed back to Toad Town to deliver Merlon his letter. It turns out that it's from Merlee, Merluvlee's twin sister. Now I finally have a name to another face of beauty! squeals Eh hem. Sorry. Anyway, we went back to Dry Dry Desert and did some exploring with Karry in the party. That's when we ran into a Buzzar who was looking for Mario. (If Mario answered Luigi; We thankfully managed to avoid an encounter by saying he was Luigi, and the birdbrain bought it.) (If Mario answered anything else; We had to take him, but thankfully with Mario's Shrink Stomp boots and Karry's move set, he was no problem for us at all.) Once that was done, we made it to the heart of Dry Dry Desert where we met Kolorada. Kooper seemed pretty excited to meet him I'll say that much. But now that we're here, all that's left is to comb this desert until we find the ruins.
Kooper's Log Day 8: HOLY SHELL! HOLY SHELL HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLYYYYYYY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I FINALLY GOT TO MEET KOLORADA IN THE FLESH! He's even cooler than I imagined. He even said that when I'm done helping Mario save the world, he'll take me on an expedition! squeals THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIIIIIIIIIFFEE!!!
Bombette's Log Day 7: So, this is the world's famous Kolorada huh? Doesn't look all that impressive as people say. Goombario even told me that the koopa's up his own amp about treasure. He rushes off on adventure at even the wince of hearing about treasure. That koopa's gonna get himself killed at some point if he doesn't get his head out of the sand. Literally. I feel for his wife man, it's a good thing I'm single.
Parakarry's Log Day 2: So, my adventure with Mario officially started today. We delivered Merlon his letter in Toad Town, proceeded to beat shell out of a bird, and met up with Kolorado in the heart of the desert. I gotta say, this adventure has been fun so far. My wings have been flapping like crazy ever since I first joined. Wonder what will come next in our travels?
Goombario: Alright, there. All written down for today. Time to pack it in for the night and...
Bombette: HEY!
Goombario: Ah! Bombette? What are you doing here?
Bombette: Listen, Kooper and Karry are having an argument outside, and they've been at it for an hour now.
Goombario: What are they arguing about?
Bombette: The shell if I care! I just want them to shut the fuzz up! So, go out there and break up that argument, okay!?
Goombario: Um sure. Okay. walks outside the tent, sees the two arguing Hey! What's going on here!?
Kooper: Ah, Goombario. There you are. Please, settle this debate for us. You're a genius, right?
Goombario: What's it about?
Karry: We've been having an argument about my wings. Kooper is of course a normal Koopa Troopa. And I'm a Koopa Paratroopa.
Kooper: And according to your logic, a Paratroopa is just a Koopa with wings. And if Mario or you jump on them, their wings fall off and they turn into normal Koopas, right?
Goombario: I mean, that's what I've written down, so?
Kooper: So you see, I'm saying that if you were to bonk Karry on the head twice, his wings will fall off.
Karry: And I'm saying he's an idiot and my wings cannot be detached from my body.
Kooper: Then there's only one way to solve this; Goombario, bonk him on the head.
Goombario: What!? Kooper, he's our friend. I can't just hit him.
Kooper: Bombette hits me all the time, what's the difference here?
Bombette: The difference is that you're an amphole. Goombario, just whack Karry so they can shut up, okay?
Goombario: Ok, fine. He goes. bonks Karry on the head twice, ... nothing happens
Karry: See, my wings are still attached.
Kooper: What the, but that, but you said... No. grabs Goombario I refuse to be proven wrong!
Goombario: Wait! What are you...!
Kooper proceeds to bash Karry on the head repeatedly with Goombario to try and make his wings fall off, they don't and Karry just stands there unfazed
Bombette: witnessing the whole thing scoffs Boys.
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Paper Mario 64; Partner's Stories
AventuraAn over-arching story about the partners of Paper Mario (64) and the character development many of them deserve. This series is based off of Chugggaaconroy's (as of right now) current LP of the game and I've been creating logs and stories for every...
