Jason: You hurt your palm?
Nico: Ah, it was from sword practice, I think.
Jason: Ok, I can heal it right away. Here, put your hand on my hair.
Nico: ?????
Jason: *starts to sing some random song*
Nico: Are you kidding me.
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Percy Jackson Jokes
De TodoThis is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.