Who Would Survive the Hunger Games?

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Frank: Obviously me. If Katniss could survive with bow and arrows, then I can too.

Percy: If Peeta survived by eating bread, then I can too!

Annabeth: Peeta didn't survive just by eating bread!!!!!! And Katniss didn't just survive with her bow and arrows!!!!!!They survived because they gave the audience what the wanted and Crane let them live.

Frank: Annabeth you're smart but sadly wits won't get you out of the area.

Annabeth: How do you plan on winning then?

Frank: Well @THESASSYSEVENDEMIGODS

Frank: *takes out mic*

Annabeth: Frank no.

Frank: Bring up the bass.

Leo: You got it boss!!!!!

Frank: *deep breath*

Annabeth: FRA nk i SAi d NO

Frank: This one is for the boys in the booming sySTEM TOP DOWN AC WITH THE COOLING SYSTEM WHEN I SHOW UP FOR THE HUNGER GAMES I BE BLAZING UP because i am the mockingjay.

Frank: *drops mic*

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