To Nico: Not your type?
Nico: I agree.
Nico: I have a certain 'type'. I prefer keyboards that are more from my era, you know? Less modern, more typewriters.
Jason: Nico you little schist.
Nico: I'm cool.
Nico: You're not.
Nico: Case closed.
Frank: CASE OPEN!
Frank: *opens briefcase, spilling pears*
Nico: What is this.
Frank: It was a gift from my father.
Nico: Is it supposed to represent something?
Nico: Like are pears the fruit of peace
Nico: Or is it like an inside joke
Frank: No its just a briefcase full of pears from my father.
Nico:
Nico: *quiet sobbing*
Nico: My father never gave me pears.

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Percy Jackson Jokes
RandomThis is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.