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This is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.

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by ShadowHawk22

by ShadowHawk22

Teacher: Percy, stop playing with the water!

Percy: SPLASH! SPLISH! SPLASH! SPLISH!

Teacher: Annabeth, let other kids play with the Legos too!

Annabeth: Look! I made the Eiffel Tower!

Teacher: Jason, don't EVER stick your finger in sockets!

Jason: LOL SPARKS.

Teacher: Piper, you can't always get your way!

Piper: *charmspeaks* I want to play with the teddy bear!

Teacher: Frank, calm down!

Frank: I'm a bird! CAW! CAW! CAW!

Teacher: Hazel, don't keep all the beads to yourself!

Hazel: *hides in corner clutching jewels*

Teacher: LEO VALDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leo: *staring at flaming finger* Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh, awesome!

Percy: SPLASH! SPLISH! SPLASH! SPLISH!

Annabeth: DON'T TOUCH MY LEGOS.

Jason: SHOCKY!

Piper: MY teddy!

Frank: CAW! CAW! CAW!

Hazel: *still hiding*

Leo: *singing* THIS BOY IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRREEEEEE!

Teacher:

Teacher: Kill me now.