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SOLANGELO!

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Will: Nico have you eaten?

Nico: No.

Will: You HAVE to eat!!!

Nico: ...No. 

Will: At least one fruit? 

Nico: Fine, whatever. 

Will: *tosses Nico an apple*

Everyone: *gapes, stares*

Nico: *completely oblivious* What?

Annabeth: *sly grin* 

Nico: WHAT? Is this apple poisoned or something? 

Will: Nope. 


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