Will: Nico have you eaten?
Nico: No.
Will: You HAVE to eat!!!
Nico: ...No.
Will: At least one fruit?
Nico: Fine, whatever.
Will: *tosses Nico an apple*
Everyone: *gapes, stares*
Nico: *completely oblivious* What?
Annabeth: *sly grin*
Nico: WHAT? Is this apple poisoned or something?
Will: Nope.

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Percy Jackson Jokes
De TodoThis is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.