Q: Favourite part of the Argo II and why?
Annabeth: The stables where the see-through doors are. And... I think you all know why...
Percy: Yeah... Mine would be the bathrooms! I just love them! Leo probably spent a year making those things perfect, from the heated toilet seat to the self-wiping toilet paper, the anti-clogging drain to the washing-hands machine, the combing hair station to the flat screen TV, the bathroom treat cookies to the relaxing music... it's flawless. I mean, I could spend the rest of my days there!
Everyone: ....
Piper: *glances sympathetically at Annabeth*
Annabeth: Percy...
Jason: I know, right? That place can work miracles! The bathrooms are amaaaaaazing!
Frank: I love the smell there, it's like a blend of vanilla and tropical fruits! Mm-hmm.
Leo: I spent so long on them, I'm glad you guys like them. And have you figured out what happens if you press the red button on the roof? There's a private bath!
Percy: I've been there so many times! I love the steam shower and the 100 different types of bubble bath. It brings back so many memories. And don't even get me started on the glass floor! Since it's on the bottom floor and walls! You can see all the underwater stuff in the ocean and stuff whiel you shower!
Piper, Annabeth and Hazel: ...
Percy: What?
Annabeth: I hate to ruin this guy bonding sesh and all. but you guys are insane.
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Percy Jackson Jokes
DiversosThis is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.
