To Jason: Why do you only get hit by bricks?
Jason: I-I have no idea.
Piper: My poor baby. Always getting hit by bricks.
Leo: Dude? Why do bricks like you so much?
Jason: No idea. They must think that I'm the best!
Percy: Hah! Jason, the only things that hit you are bricks. Even your girlfriend admitted that I was cute. All the ladies hit on Percy Jackson.
Annabeth: "All the ladies hit on Percy Jackson", eh?
Percy: ANNABETH! Oh gods, I meant-
Annabeth: Spit it out, Seaweed Brain. I'm going to beat you up either way.
Jason: Ooh, Percy's in trouble.
Ooh.-The seven and Coach Hedge.
Ooh.-The gods
Ooh.-Carter and Sadie Kane
Ooh.-Obama
Ooh. -The whole universe
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Percy Jackson Jokes
RandomThis is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.
