Hercules: Yeah, I was a demigod. Child of the Big Three.
Percy: Oh, yeah? Me, too.
Hercules: Well, when I was a baby I strangled two snakes with my bare hands.
Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mom freaked when I did that.
Hercules: I fought the Nemean Lion.
Percy: No way! Same. I was like what, thirteen?
Hercules: I've fought a Hydra.
Percy: Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.
Hercules: I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer.
Percy: Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't my thing though.
Hercules: Oh.. well..ahh... I fought this massive boar once.
Percy: I think I fought its girlfriend! It was a few days before I fought Kronos.
Hercules: *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean a stable that hadn't been washed for thousands of years.
Percy: Riiiiiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that. I used my own powers.*raises eyebrow*
Hercules: -
Percy: Dude, I could go on all day.
Hercules: *flustered* I fought AMAZONS-
Percy: Been there.
Hercules: The Minotaur-
Percy: Done that. I was twelve.
Hercules: I...uh...I've been to the Underworld and back!
Percy: Man, I am soo sick of that place. I've been there, like, four times.
Hercules: Uuhhhhh... *heavy breathing*
Percy: Well, are we done here?
Hercules: *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY
Percy: Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...
Hercules: *jumps into the River Styx*
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Percy Jackson Jokes
De TodoThis is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.
