Rick Riordan: Let's make up a kid named... Leo.
Me: Okay! :)
Rick: Let's make him the son of Hephaestus.
Me: Okay! :)
Rick: Let's make him hilarious.
Me: Okay! :)
Rick: Let's make him sensitive.
Me: Okay! :)
Rick: Let's make him a great person.
Me: Okay! :)
Rick: Let's make his mother die.
Me: O-Wait, what?!
Rick: Let's make him the seventh wheel.
Me: NO!
Rick: Let's make him feel horrible, horrible, emotional pain.
Me: STOP IT! NO!
Rick: Let's make him single and lonely.
Me: *cries* STOOP! NO! DELETE THAT PART! NOOO!
Rick: Let's-
Me: *slaps Rick* NO NO NO STOP STOP YOU CAN'T! YOU CAN'T! NOOOOOOOO!
Rick: Let's make him think almost everything is his fault.
Me: *screams and throws self into Tartarus, crying*
Rick: :)
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Percy Jackson Jokes
RandomThis is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.
