Percy Jackson Jokes

The Flooding of Bunker Nine

Piper: And this is the Big House, and there's my cabin and...

Demigod: Who are they?

Piper: Oh, they're just Percy and Jason, they're like the big-shots down here-

Percy: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE PIPER!

Piper: What...

Jason: HE'S COMING!

Piper: Who?

Percy: *looks into the forest* Oh shit he's coming

Jason: C'mon man hide

Piper:

Leo: I'LL KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS YOU LITTLE SHIT HEADS FUCK YOU *throws fireball at Percy and Jason*

Piper: What did you do?

Percy: Um...

Jason: We may have

Percy: Sorta

Jason: Possibly

Percy: Flooded Bunker Nine

Leo: GET BACK HERE SO I CAN FUCKING KILL YOU PERSEUS FUCKING JACKSON AND JASON FUCKING GRACE

Leo: *starts forest fire*

Demigod:

Demigod:

Demigod:

Demigod:

Demigod:

Demigod: Is this normal?

Piper: You should've seen the time Frank and Leo accidentally set fire to Cabin Six

Piper: Annabeth almost killed them. 

Demigod:

Piper: And over there is the amphitheatre