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Nico: My boyfriend is a doctor.
Annabeth: And my boyfriend is a hyperactive dolphin.
Percy: What? Are you cheating on me? Who is it? How can you talk to it? Why?
Annabeth: A pretty stupid hyperactive dolphin, apparently.
Percy: I still want to meet him!
Everyone: *facepalms*
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Percy Jackson Jokes
RandomThis is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.