Percy, Annabeth, Piper and Jason went on a double date. It mostly consisted of Percy and Jason arm wrestling across the booth. Annabeth and Piper got bored and decided to prank them. They excused themselves to the ladies room to plan. Once inside, Annabeth grinned. Annabeth splashed water down her pants and Piper laughed at what was coming.
"Ready?" she asked Piper.
Piper nodded with a snort.
Annabeth stumbled out of the ladies room and screamed, "MY WATER BROKE! THE BABY'S COMING!"
Percy fainted. Annabeth and Piper doubled over laughing.

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Percy Jackson Jokes
AcakThis is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.