Piper: The moment we're all waiting for!
Hazel: *giggles* Shh, Piper, have you got the camera ready?
Annabeth: Hazel, I've got to admit, this prank is Hermes-worthy.
Hazel: Thank you. *peers inside Percy's room*
(Inside Percy's room, Percy, Frank, Jason, Leo and Nico are all laying next to each other on the floor, the girls had dragged them there while they were sleeping heavily)
Hazel: Now... *sneaks in with a giant bag and starts setting stuffed animals around them*
Annabeth: You have around a hundred! How in Hades-
Hazel: I found Octavian's storage room!
Annabeth: Oh my gods. *stifles a laugh*
Piper: Ready, guys? *raises Hedge's bullhorn to her lips* HEY, LOSERS!
(All five boys jump up and thrash around, Piper is taking a video with a camera)
Percy: Woah! Teddy bears galore!
Nico: How did we sleep through all of this?
Jason: Leo, get off me!
Leo: Sorry, man!
Frank: *looks right at Hazel*
Hazel: *shrugs innocently*
Nico: Stop looking at my sister.
Percy: WAR!
Leo: Get the bears! GET THE BEARS!
Annabeth: Oh no you don't! *picks up a hedgehog plushie and chucks it at Leo's head*
Leo: MAN DOWN! *topples over*
Piper: Show no mercy!
(A full blown war erupts, Frank once turning into a bunny and getting thrown by Annabeth at Jason. The girls win.)
YOU ARE READING
Percy Jackson Jokes
RandomThis is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.
