To the Seven: What animal would you be?
Frank: A bear. Wait no, a dolphin. A bird. A camel. HUMP DAAAYYY!
Jason: I'd be an eagle, of course.
Annabeth: I dunno, an owl maybe?
Piper: I'd be a cat!
Leo: I'd be a python, so I can eat anyone who gets on my nerves.
Hazel: Leo!!!
Leo: Some people motivate that thought, you know?
Percy:
Frank:
Hazel: I think I understand.
Percy: I'd be a penguin so I can swim, walk and fly!
Jason: Penguins can't-
Percy: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? ARE YOU A PENGUIN?
Jason: No-
Percy: I THOUGHT SO. *logs onto Club Penguin*
Piper: Whoa that game is the best.
Percy: I know right!!! What's your account?
Piper: MyDadIsTristanMcLean248
Percy: Lol seriously?
Piper: People just had to know.
Percy: Request my penguin! It's PercyJacksonIsDaBest.
Annabeth: They're talking about a virtual game about penguins.
Frank: Club Penguin??? Dude! Request my penguin!
Percy: *requests Frank's penguin* Dude your penguin is hot!
Piper:
Frank:
Percy: It has sunglasses!
Frank: I JUST KNOW RIGHT SO GORGEOUS
Piper: What about my penguin guys.
Percy: It's alright.
Frank: Not as hot as mine, but alright.
Piper:
Frank: It is what it is, Piper.
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Percy Jackson Jokes
RandomThis is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.
