Hazel: These Iphones are really handy.
Leo: That's my Iphone, Hazel.
Hazel: Like look! I can listen to songs just by pressing the screen!
Hazel: Isn't that so buzzin?
Leo: HAZEL STOP
Hazel: Hey I wonder what this does. *deletes everything*
Leo: HAZEL YOU'RE DELETING ALL OF MY STUFF
Hazel: Wait shut up your Iphone was trying to talk to me!!! Oh my gods it was talking to me I swear by Pluto's night light-
Leo: Hazel you activated Siri calm down.
Hazel: NO I DON'T THINK SO I THINK THAT WAS GAEA
Hazel: OH MY GODS SHE'S GIVING US A MESSAGE
Leo: Well what did she say?
Hazel: SHE SAID, GOOD MORNING LEO
Leo: That's just Siri!
Hazel: GAEA KNOWS YOUR NAME
Hazel: SHE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE
Hazel:// AND SHES COMING FOR BLOOD//
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Percy Jackson Jokes
RandomThis is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.
