Percy Jackson Jokes

Taylor Swift

To the gods: Taylor Swift? 

Zeus: Went to 2 of her concerts

Poseidon: I went with you

Artemis: Werent people really confused about two old men attending a Taylor Swift concert I mean... 

Poseidon: We got Athena to transform into our granddaughter. 

Athena: I went against my will. 

Artemis: Poseidon, that would mean gay incest between you and Zeus. 

Poseidon: Its Greek mythology. 

Poseidon: As far as I'm concerned Zeus's wife is his sister.

Poseidon: What else is new. 

 Zeus: Wait which wife? 

Zeus: Hera? 

Poseidon: No, Taylor Swift, you idiot. 

Zeus: Oh yeah, she was great

Zeus: Until she left me for Henry Stylish.

Zeus: Little prick. 

Poseidon: Wait what?

Zeus: What? 

Zeus: Oh you meant Hera

Zeus: Haha um

Zeus: So the game last night though

Zeus: *sweats nervously*