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This is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.

Facebook?

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by ShadowHawk22

by ShadowHawk22

To Hazel: Do you know Facebook?

Hazel: Of course!!! I mean who doesn't?

Frank: Hazel, I don't think you know...

Hazel: Of course I know Frank! Here, let me show you...

Hazel: Step 1: Get a book.

Hazel: Step 2: Get someone over. For example: LEO! GET HERE NOW!

Leo: Yes Ma'am.

Frank: I do-

Hazel: Don't interrupt or else you get Facebook.

Frank: Ok jeez.

Hazel: Step 3: Hit that person with the book. *hits Leo with le book*

Leo: Ow!!! What was that for!

Leo: HALP I'M DYING! *dies*

Hazel: Step 4, yell, "YOU HAVE BEEN FACEBOOKED!"

Percy: I have taught you well grasshopper.

Hazel: Thank you Sensei.

Frank: LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO LEO!

Percy: *facebooks Frank* hehe now no one know what we did.

Frank: I. AM. DEAD. *le dies*

Percy: *facebooks everyone on the Argo II*

Percy: MUAHAHAHA NOW NO ONE KNOWS WHAT WE HAVE DONE.

Hazel: LOOK WHAT YOU DID PERCY YOU ARE A MONSTER! *cries*

Percy: *snaps out of trance* Wait I did this?

Hazel: YESSSS!!!!!

Percy: NOOO.... I KILLED ANNABETH!

Hazel: ...

Percy: *facebooks himself*