To all: Uncle Rick?
Jason: I only have two uncles, Poseidon and Hades, but I don't have one named Rick.
Rick Riordan: That's cause I'm actually your father.
Jason:
Jason:
Rick: Jason, I am your father.
Rick: Thalia, I am your father.
Thalia: What.
Rick: Percy, I am your father.
Thalia: What is this crazy guy saying.
Rick: THALIA GIVE ME SOME RESPECT I COULD HAVE KEPT YOU AS A PINE TREE WHERE DOGS COULD BE STILL PEEING ON YOU BUT BECAUSE OF MY GOLDEN HEART I MADE YOU HUMAN AGAIN.
Thalia: *gulp* Yes sir.
Rick: *adjusts glasses* As I was saying.
Rick: Leo, I am your father.
Leo: Whats going on.
Rick: AND DONT FORGET
Rick: Luke, I am your father.
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Percy Jackson Jokes
RandomThis is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.
