Percy Jackson Jokes

Spiderman

To Athena: Spiderman? 

Athena: hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate

Poseidon: Athena he's like a 15 year old. 

Athena: I've hated 15 year olds before. 

Athena: *glares at Percy*

Percy: Annabeth tell your mum to stop roasting me. 

Annabeth: It is what is it man

Athena: I could deal with Ironman and Thorman and Hulkman and Captain Americaman but Spiderman crossed the line. 

Annabeth: *puts head in hands*Mom not every superhero has the word man after their name...

Athena: Yes they do! Look at this book that Leo gave me! Ultimate Guide to Every Marvel Superhero That You've Ever Loved. 

Annabeth: WHY WOULD YOU TRUST LEO MOM

Spiderman: Athena I thought you were smart. 

Athena: SPIDER!!! SPIDERSPIDERSPIDER GET RID OF IT SPRAY IT WITH SPAM OR BANANA SLUGS OR OR SOMETHING KILL IT BURN IT STAB IT STAB IT PLEASE

Spiderman: 

Spiderman: 

Spiderman: *hiss*

Athena: *faints*